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     BALTIMORE, Md -- (Rueters)
Surgeons at Johns Hopkins Hospital
have learned why Ed Conrad is such
a monumental asshole, discovering
to their horror that a 5-cent Coke
bottle is blocking his rectum..
    "Pictures don't lie," said a CT scan
interpretor, then producing the negative
of the astounding CATscan. "I think
Mr. Conrad has quite a future with
a traveling carnival."
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   The chief surgeon said it is similiar
to the condition experienced by
George W. Bush during the eight
years he occupied what was known
then as the Oval Orifice, and why
GWB currently holds the Guinness
record as the world's biggest A-hole.
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MAKING A MONKEY OUT OF CHARLES DARWIN
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Evolutionists, their interests so vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested
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Never in the history of History has as much physical evidence existed
to debunk and destroy an existing scientific theory.
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But it certainly DOES EXIST -- in spades -- concerning the theory of
man's evolution (and other creatures, for that matter).
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The discovery of thousands upon thousands of petrified bones, teeth
and even soft organs -- SOME HUMAN -- between  coal veins has proven
that Charles Darwin's fable, "Origin of Species," isn't worth the
paper it was written on.
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It means that man, in almost our present form, had existed while --
perhaps BEFORE --anthracite was formed, and the most golden rule of
geology is that coal is at least 280 million years old.
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Therefore, these discoveries certainly offer the undeniable evidence
that the evolutionists, atheists and physical anthropologists can't
tell the difference
between their ass and third base.
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Even worse, they are guilty of willful participation in a monumental
conspiracy against mankind.
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WHAT HONEST SCIENCE LOOKS LIKE
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State-of-the-art testing by American Medical Laboratories revealed
that at least six of Ed Conrad's fossils, all bearing a distinct
resemblance to human bones via human comparative anatomy, contain
dried blood and, in some cases, other relative components.
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This offers state-of-the-art scientfic evidence that Ed Conrad is
absolutely correct and the arrogant, ignorant, pompous buffoons
wearing the white coats and dunce hats are dead wrong.
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The really scary part in all of this is how the bones, teeth and even
soft organs got broken and petrified.
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It can mean only one thing: Humans and animals existed on earth eons
ago but most, if not all, were destroyed in an earth-shattering
catastrophe.
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Anyone -- and I certainly mean ANYONE -- who doubts that I have
discovered thousands upon thousands of petrified remains of man and
animals is a fraud and a phony.
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The list includes the so-called "experts" at the Smithsonian
Institution, the University of California at Berkeley, Harvard
University, the U.S. Geological Survey, Penn State University, the
Paleontological Research Institute, the University of Pennsylvania,
Hhns Hopkins University and tenured-fossil college professors of
anthropology, paleontology, geology,
physics and atheism -- to mention just a few.
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All of them have resorted to deceit, deception, conspiracy and
collusion -- and some have even tampered with physical evidence which
I'll prove whenever Congress has the balls to call for a scientific
investigation.
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When -- IF -- that great day comes, the so-called "experts" at the
Smithsonian Institution, for one, will be sweating gum drops.
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I can ask "Why? this monumental conspiracy against truth? But I don't
have to, since I have long known why this mind-boggling hoax has long
been perpetrated against mankind.
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It boils down to the protection of vested interests. These Scoundrels
of Science are fully aware that siding with Truth can adversely affect
their careers, their lucrative weekly paychecks and their cushy
positions.
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God forbid, they dare not make any waves. So the mind-boggling lie has
gone on and on and on.
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(It should be noted that the conspiracy to protect the nonsense of
evolution is similiar to the medical, pharmaceutical and health care
conspiracy to refrain from finding a cure for all cancers because
it is "too profitable to cure," as a wise man once remarked.
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PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, SOFT ORGANS
-- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND  BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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Oh, you want more? Okay!
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HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
      (Discovered Between Anthracite Veins)
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The following photos were taken while the human skull in the boulder
was on display at an international exhibit in Berlin, Germany.
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(It should be noted that. even though Berlin has more large daily
newspapers than even New York City, not a single journalist showed up
for TWO different press conferences that preceded the opening of the
three-month exhibit revealing archaeological and anthropological
anomalies, and no coverage was provided whatsoever. Ditto for the TV
stations.)
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Meanwhile, a variety of other state-of-the-art testing has confirmed
that Ed Conrad's mind-boggling discoveries are NOT rocks or
concretions but fossils of creatures that once lived, quite a few
human.
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They included testing for the presence of Haversian canals (the tell-
tale sign of bone), CATscans, and SEM (scanning electronic microscope)
investigation, to mention just a few.
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And let's NOT FORGET that the late Wilton M. Krogman, one of the
world's foremost human anatomists and author of the book, "The Human
Skeleton in Forensic Medicine," who had personally examined and tested
one of the intruiging discoveries and concluded that it is a
calvarium, a
human skull with the eye sockets broken off.
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"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."
       -- Wilton Krogman to a colleague
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Scrapings from the object embedded in the boulder were tested by
American Medical Laboratories in Chanitlly, Va. -- considered the most
prestigious medical laboratory in the world -- which documented that
they contain DRIED BLOOD.
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AML, based in Chantilly, Va., had performed testing on at least a half-
dozen of the key human specimens via Calculus Analysis by
Crystallography. It confirmed the presence of
presence of blood iin an official "Final Report" -- for each specimen
-- that was authorized by Dr. Nathan Sherman, director of
laboratories.
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Blood not ony was found in the skull-like object embedded in the
boulder but in the specimen that Krogman identified as a calvarium (a
human skull with the eye sockets broken off): in the specimen he
identified as a tibia: in two specimens that bear distinct
characteristics of being human jawbones, and in others.
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It is important to note that highly respected Dr. Geoffrey Bourne, who
had served as director of Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center for
many years, had tested one of the discoveries between coal veins and
identified it as B-O-N-E in written correspondence.
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KROGMAN IDENTIFIED THIS FOSSIL AS A TIBIA
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Here's a petrified dinosaur foot still embedded in slate.
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Here are several views of a portion of a giant prehistoric scorpion
identified as such by Krogman.
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WHERE THESE FOSSILS WERE FOUND
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Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins beneath
Mahanoy City,  Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid, meteor or
comet having struck the earth and offering the undeniable
physical evidence of a catastrophe.
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<   THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
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RESEARCH BY AN HONEST SCIENTIST
     --  Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan  --
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"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light."      -- Plato
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"You're not only fighting
the man in the ring, Ed.
You're also fighting the
referee and the three judges."
-- Clayton Lennon (1900-1996)
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Humbly submitted by
ED CONRAD
http://www.edconrad.com
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
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It's a dog's life fighting the conspiratorial bastards
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LIST OF ANTHROPOLOGY ASSOCIATIONS THAT
MAY HAVE BEEN SLANDERED BY ED CONRAD
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American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeoanthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology at UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
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Archaeological Institute of America
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
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UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
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INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora/NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
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