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     WASHINGTON D.C. (Rueters) --
An extra-special bonus awaits the
millions who'll attend the Jon Stewart
vs. Stephen Colbert rallies in the
nation's capital Saturday, Oct. 30.
     Ed Conrad has agreed to display
his petrified brain.
      "It's the very least I can do," said
Conrad, the world-famous lunatic.
      "Not only will those attending be
able to see it. they'll also have an
opportunity to hold it and examine it
as it passes through the crowd.
I only hope that no one gets their
jollies off."
       Stewart and Colbert emphasized
that the petrified brain is NOT inside
Conrad's cranium as you'd assume.
It actually is one hemisphere of a
petrified brain that he had discovered
between coal veins.
       "It kicks the evolutionists in the
balls," said Stevie. "It proves that
man existed on earth, in almost our
present form, eons before Charley
Darwin and his theory of evolution
came along."
     Here's a neat picture of Ed Conrad's
petrified brain.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
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As you well might expect, Conrad
-- aka The Ignorant Prick by most
scientists -- also has discovered
many other human bones and even
soft organs between coal veins in
NE Penna.
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They include:
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A HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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Whoops! Maybe THIS is is the Oldest Tool . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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OTHER FOSSILS FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
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HORSE OF A DIFFERENT FIRE DEPARTMENT
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
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WHERE THESE BEAUTIES WERE FOUND
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Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins beneath
Mahanoy City,  Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid, meteor or
comet having struck the earth and offering the undeniable physical
evidence of a catastrophe.
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Click on the URL to make it larger (or rub lightly with Viagra).
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<      THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
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http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383101&p=61
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
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AMERICAN MEDICAL LABORATORIES CONFIRMS
PRESENCE OF DRIED BLOOD IN KEY SPECIMENS
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This is the official report concerning AML's testing of the specimen
that Wilton Krogman, author of "The Human Skeleton in Forensic
Medicine," identified as a calvarium, a human skull with the eye
sockets broken off.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
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51945059/0              Received: 04/08/2000
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75843/Chantilly                              For Null
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CALCULUS ANALYSIS BY CRYSTALOGRAPHY
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The specimen consists of a few small pieces of dried blood. None of
the constituents normally found in urinary calculi are present.
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*** FINAL REPORT ***
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CP 978171-CS 84751
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Nathan Sherman, M.D.
Director of Laboratories
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PLEASE NOTE THAT THE LABORATORY IDENTIFIED DRIED BLOOD AND, IN SOME
CASES, OTHER COMPONENTS OF BLOOD IN AT LEAST SIX OTHER OF ED CONRAD'S
FOSSILS THAT BEAR A DISTINCT RESEMBLaNCE TO HUMAN BONES VIA HUMAN
COMPARATIVE ANATOMY.
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For example, it determined there is dried blood in the specimen that
Krogman had identified as a portion of a tibia.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg

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RESEARCH BY AN HONEST SCIENTIST
     --  Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan  --
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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http://wretchfossil.blogspot.com/2010/02/human-leg-bone-fossil-of-300-mya.html
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Latest FBI file photo of Ed Conrad, the man with the petrified brain.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/index_files/body_data/quotesnew.gif
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"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light." -- Plato
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"You're not only fighting
the man in the ring, Ed.
You're also fighting the
referee and the three judges."
-- Clayton Lennon (1900-1996)
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<    STARS TO SHINE AT RALLIES
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Here are just a few of the individuals and organizations who have
reserved SRO space
at the Jon Stewart / Stephen Colbert rallies.
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Christine O'Donnell
Pastor Terry Jones
Smithsonian Mental Institution
Penn State University
60 Minutes
Harvard University
Johns Hopkins University
University of California-Berkeley
Al Einstein
Al Qaeda Al-Qaeda al-Qaida al-Qa'ida
American Academy of Arts and Sciences
American Association for the Advancement of Science
American Association of Anatomists
Cast of Operation Repo
American Anthropological Association
Billo Reilly Glenn Beck Sean "Ins" Hannity (joint entry)
American Journal of Physical Anthropology
American Medical Association
Zinkag 41  (Autonomus Unit Zinkag 41, brood assemblage Delta 64)
American Museum of Natural History
American Civil Liberties Union ACLU
Liz Cheney
American Society for Investigative Pathology
American Society of Human Genetics
Wikipedia
Geological Society of America
The Estate of Charles Darwin
L'Osservatore Romano
Paleontological Research Institute (PRI)
Billy Graham
Federation of American Scientists
Science Nature Omni Penthouse magazines
Smithsonian Custodial Employees (Local 666)
Sarah Palin
New England Journal of Medicine
Paul PZ Myers University of Minnesota
Michelle Malkin
Raymond Rye II
Geraldo Rivera
British Petroleum BP
Larry King (But you can call me "The")
Pope Benedict XVI c/o The Vatican
Wayne Clough Secretary of Smithsonian
Stephen Hawking
Stephen Colbert
Sen. John Boner
The Estate of the Leakey Family
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Journal of Pathology
Rudy Giuliani
Michele Bachmann
American Medical Association
The Grim Reaper
American Society for Investigative Pathology
Armed Forces Institute of Pathology
Father Guido Sarducci
Mother Teresa
Association for Molecular Pathology
talk.origins (David Iain Greig, moderator)
sci.bio.evolution
College of American Pathologists
C-span
Cornell University Medical College
Forensic Files
GWB, Crawford, Texas (name withheld by request))
International Academy of Pathology
NBC
Rupert Murdoch
ABC
Sonia of Operation Repo
U.S. Geological Survey
Dr. Evil
Taliban Federation
Fox News
MSNBC
CNN
New England Journal of Medicine
Opponents of Intelligent Design
sci.med.pathology
Karl Rove
Canadian Association for Physical Anthropology
Cleveland Museum of Natural History
Tiger Woods
Institute of Human Origins
Society for Medical Anthropology
Kenneth and Gloria Copeland
American Journal of Pathology
Alexander Emmanuel "A-Rod" Rodriguez
American Society of Primatologists
Orly Taitz
National Primate Association
La Brea Tar Pits, Los Angeles
Oral Roberts
British Petroleum BP
Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center
Gorilla Foundation
The Banana Republic
AAA (Amalgamated Atheists of America)
Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales, founder of Wikipedia
Chris Matthews
Rachel Maddow
Michael Moore
Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
Bill Maher
WikiLeaks
Oliver Stone
Smithsonian Snack Shop staff
Time Magazine
President Obama
Anderson Cooper
Pamela Anderson
New York Times
New York Daily News
Reno 911 Police Dept .
New York Post
New York Daily Mirror
Newsday
Newsweek
Washington Insider
Philadephia Inquirer
The Nation
Former President Dick Cheney
Donald Rumsfeld
Walmart
Jon Stewart
Meet the Press
David Gregory
eBay Stores
PBS
Rosie O'Donnell
To Catch a Predator on American Idol
National Enquirer
National Lampoon
Washington Post
Sean Penn
Wall Street Journal
The View
Jeff Rense
U.S. News and World Report
60 Minutes
Roswell (N.M.) Chamber of Commerce
Arianna Huffington
David Letterman
Charles Manson
Matthew Mark Luke and Jack