"Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A."<garymatalu...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On Sep 1, 10:03 am, "Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers
A.S.A."
<scie...@zzz.com> wrote:
How many UFO debunkers does it take to screw in a
lightbulb??
(Important updates-2010!)
And now, another letter from the e-mail grab-bag;
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Dear Sir Arthur Wholeflaffer,
How many UFO debunkers does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
Signed, Thoughtful
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Dear Thoughtful,
How many UFO debunkers does it take to screw in a
lightbulb? This is
an easy question, and here is your answer! How many
UFO debunkers does
it take to screw in a light bulb:
None, there simply is no light bulb to replace. No
one saw it, and
the person that claimed to have witnessed the
ill-fated bulb was sadly
mistaken. Perhaps it was a temperature inversion or
ball lightning,
but no light bulbs! What kind of college degree does
the person who
"claimed" to have seen a burned-out light bulb have,
and how does that
apply to materials research, energy consumption or
even
illumination.
Nobody has ever "proved" to a debunkers satisfaction
that there was
even a lightbulb to replace. Either the person who
"witnessed" the
light bulb was in serious error, or there is a more
prosaic
explanation. As a rule, those who "claim" that there
are burned-out
light bulbs are little nobodies seeking celebrity
status. Also, we
must not rule out hoaxes, misidentifications of Venus
and Mars, and
sleep paralysis; all of which can be easily mistaken
for spent light
bulbs.
UPDATE, UPDATE, UPDATE: The Air Force has just
definitively proved
that it was not a light bulb after all. Thank
goodness!!
Pentagon and NASA spokes-big-person Jimmy O-Borg dug
up the facts to
this
35-year old case that everybody was wondering about!!
Here is what
REALLY happened:
During a training exercise over Area-51, Nevada, an
Air Force pilot
accidentally opened an escape hatch, which
inadvertently released some
crash-test dummies. These "dummies" somehow hit a
temperature
inversion pocket close to a swamp, which happened to
have been
emitting some swamp gas at the exact same time a
super-secret "Mogul"
weather balloon was coming in for a crash-landing. On
top of all
that, this happened ten years AFTER those that saw it
remembered the
event.
In conclusion: Some time compressed crash-test
dummies were
accidentally released during a temperature inversion
while a weather
balloon was caught in some swamp gas. Multiple
witnesses to this
event easily mistook these dummies/balloons for a
lightbulb. In the
meantime, UFO debunkers are left in the dark.
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Bevis Peters Is Right/11 Nice Things About UFO
Debunkers
Glad You Are Back Mr. B. Peters/11 Nice Things About
UFO Debunkers
We are very happy you are back with us Mr. Peters,
and hope you have
some great information to share. We also appreciate
your appeal for
sympathy toward the current UFO debunkers, they need
as much as they
can get. So in that vein, "we" have put together a
list of some very
nice characteristics about these luckless charlatans,
hopefully you
will approve. Furthermore, we have received a very
positive
response from the general public, with the exception
of a few rabid
shut-ins!
As more and more ex-debunkers "come out of the
closet" we are
witnessing the very last vestiges of these hooligans
and deceivers.
Many astronauts are coming forward with some
startling revelations, as
well as other military personnel and professionals
from every
scientific field . Hopefully one day, UFO debunkers,
those "vandals
of science" , will climb aboard the truth train and
unshackle their
chains of deception. Time waits for no one,
especially UFO debunkers.
11 Nice Things About UFO Debunkers:
1) They are kind to their Mothers; 2) They write
easily disposable
articles in Parade Magazine; 3) They can say,
"Atmospheric inversion,
swamp gas, ball lightning, and Doug and Dave" without
stuttering on
television; 4) They have a great data base on satanic
cults (and their
so-called relationship with thousands of cattle
mutilations, world-
wide.) Do UFO debunkers belong to these cults?; 5)
For every 100 UFO
sightings, they can explain away 101; 6) They are
VERY fond of Venus,
and invoke it whenever possible. (Thanks to a reader
for this one!!);
7) UFO Debunking keeps malcontents off the street and
gives them
something to do; 8) They are kind to their Mothers
(Sorry to repeat
this one. But we've run out of nice things to say.);
9) 10) 11)
Let it never be said again, that the honest UFO
researchers NEVER have
anything nice to say about UFO debunkers. It just
isn't true. I have
just stated 10 nice things about UFO debunkers.
Although I guess
those truth delinquents can debunk even that.
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danw7...@ix.netcom.com(Daniel G. Walimaa ) added the
following:
Excellent list! And let us not forget to mention the
literally
hundreds
of hours of zany fun and laughs that the debunkers
have provided us
all
with throughout the years! These literary clowns have
thrilled and
entertained the world unceasingly and unselfishly for
years now with
their misinformed and illogical explanations and,
well, that's gotta
count for something, right? Sure it does, so let's
give them all a big
hand. I now honorably declare this day to be the
first annual
Debunker's Day! Hooray! :>
Dan W.
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hol...@california.com (Howard Olson) made these
comments:
But the best thing about UFO debunkers is that they
are totally
ineffectual in substantially aiding the UFO cover-up.
They are clearly
their own worst enemy and the best unwitting allies
that Ufology could
hope for. They make us look good! With their blatant
ad hominem and
armchair dogmatism they make the strongest case
possible that the
Truth IS out there !!!
Howard
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"sau...@bellsouth.net"@bellsouth.net (Alex P.
LeClair) contributed:
I've known of more people to become convinced that
there are aliens
behind
some of the UFO phenomenon after hearing the
debunker's "so-called"
explanations. ...They find those explanations are far
more absurd
than
the extra-terrestrial hypothesis: swamp gas, mass
hallucination,
shared dreams, chasing the planet Venus (Mantle
case), hedge hogs
having sex (in reference to crop circles ).
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A UFO Debunker A Day Does Not Keep the ETs Away
Try as they may, UFO debunkers have NO influence over
what the ETs
do, where they fly over, whom they abduct, where they
leave crop-
circles, where they land and what their purpose is.
The fact of the
matter is that UFO sightings are on the upswing in
1998 and into
1999. Perhaps if these master con-artists would get
off their rumps
and go to some hot-spots, they would see one. But, as
Peter
Gersten pointed out, UFO debunkers appear to be
armchair theorists
who,
though good at pushing keys on a keyboard, seem to
lack in any
original thought,
let alone produce anything of any
consequence...related to, what our
reality is all about.
Some People continue their childhood behavior of
seeking attention by
simply
being contrary and making frivolous arguments and
loud noises. I
remember an
old legal theory...if you have the facts on your side
argue the facts;
if you
have the law on your side, argue the law; but if you
have neither,
yell and
scream and make as much noise as possible to divert
attention away
from those
who do.
The facts are simple, Other-Worldly craft sightings
happen
on a daily basis, the majority of time by MULTIPLE
WITNESSES,
in every continent on the Globe! On the average,
there have been
5,000
sightings a day of UFOs, which computes to
approximately 2 million
first-hand witnessed Extraterrestrial craft a year.
And these numbers unquestionably show a marked
increase in
the amount of ET ships on planet Earth.
But as clearly demonstrated by the late Carl Sagan,
Phil Klass and our
own Usenet
UFO/sp00ks, the UFO Debunkers role is to lie,
deceive, delude, dupe,
circumvent,
defraud, and betray the overwhelming amounts of facts
and evidence.
The UFO debunker is akin to a dinosaur and their
"mission" will soon
become obsolete. The closer we get
to the real revelations, the more desperate these
"so-called" UFO
Debunkers become.
Unfortunately, some of these gullible, paranoid,
"useful idiots" are
too
far gone to do anybody any good. Perhaps we can turn
over these turn-
coats to the ETs, so they can use them for their
twisted genetic
experiments. With a little luck,
maybe we can convince the Nordics race to clone
Manetti and Borsch
with a Android, and improve their outlook
Read it and weep, debunkers!!
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I suggest that you obtain psychiatric help before you
kill someone.