"Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <science@zzz.com> wrote in
news:63e6cb7f-fa15-4b47-b650-7a5d2d293e68@q16g2000prf.googlegroups.com: 

On Oct 6, 1:49�am, "Andreas M." <andr...@this.site.does.not.exi.st>
wrote:

On 03/10/2010 19:14, Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A. wrote:

On Sep 1, 10:03 am, "Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A."
<scie...@zzz.com> �wrote:

How many UFO debunkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb??
(Important updates-2010!)

And now, another letter from the e-mail grab-bag;
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Dear Sir Arthur Wholeflaffer,

How many UFO debunkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Signed, Thoughtful
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Dear Thoughtful,

How many UFO debunkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? This
is an easy question, and here is your answer! How many UFO
debunkers does it take to screw in a light bulb:

None, there simply is no light bulb to replace. �No one saw it,
and the person that claimed to have witnessed the ill-fated bulb
was sadly mistaken. �Perhaps it was a temperature inversion or
ball lightning, but no light bulbs! �What kind of college degree
does the person who "claimed" to have seen a burned-out light bulb
have, and how does that apply to materials research, energy
consumption or even illumination.

Nobody has ever "proved" to a debunkers satisfaction that there
was even a lightbulb to replace. �Either the person who
"witnessed" the light bulb was in serious error, or there is a
more prosaic explanation. �As a rule, those who "claim" that there
are burned-out light bulbs are little nobodies seeking celebrity
status. �Also, we must not rule out hoaxes, misidentifications of
Venus and Mars, and sleep paralysis; all of which can be easily
mistaken for spent light bulbs.

UPDATE, UPDATE, UPDATE: The Air Force has just definitively proved
that it was not a light bulb after all. �Thank goodness!!

Pentagon and NASA spokes-big-person Jimmy O-Borg dug up the facts
to this
35-year old case that everybody was wondering about!! �Here is
what REALLY happened:

During a training exercise over Area-51, Nevada, an Air Force
pilot accidentally opened an escape hatch, which inadvertently
released some crash-test dummies. �These "dummies" somehow hit a
temperature inversion pocket close to a swamp, which happened to
have been emitting some swamp gas at the exact same time a
super-secret "Mogul" weather balloon was coming in for a
crash-landing. �On top of all that, this happened ten years AFTER
those that saw it remembered the event.

In conclusion: Some time compressed crash-test dummies were
accidentally released during a temperature inversion while a
weather balloon was caught in some swamp gas. �Multiple witnesses
to this event easily mistook these dummies/balloons for a
lightbulb. �In the meantime, UFO debunkers are left in the dark.
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Bevis Peters Is Right/11 Nice Things About UFO Debunkers

Glad You Are Back Mr. B. Peters/11 Nice Things About UFO Debunkers

We are very happy you are back with us Mr. Peters, and hope you
have some great information to share. �We also appreciate your
appeal for sympathy toward the current UFO debunkers, they need as
much as they can get. � So in that vein, "we" have put together a
list of some ve 

ry

nice characteristics about these luckless charlatans, hopefully
you will approve. � Furthermore, �we have received a very positive
response from the general public, with the exception of a few
rabid shut-ins!

As more and more ex-debunkers "come out of the closet" we are
witnessing the very last vestiges of these hooligans and
deceivers. Many astronauts are coming forward with some startling
revelations, as well as other military personnel and professionals
from every scientific field . �Hopefully one day, UFO debunkers,
those "vandals of science" , will climb aboard the truth train and
unshackle their chains of deception. �Time waits for no one,
especially UFO debunker 

s.

11 Nice Things About UFO Debunkers:

1) They are kind to their Mothers; 2) They write easily disposable
articles in Parade Magazine; 3) They can say, "Atmospheric
inversion, swamp gas, ball lightning, and Doug and Dave" without
stuttering on television; 4) They have a great data base on
satanic cults (and their so-called relationship with thousands of
cattle mutilations, world- wide.) �Do UFO debunkers belong to
these cults?; 5) For every 100 UF 

O

sightings, they can explain away 101; 6) They are VERY fond of
Venus, and invoke it whenever possible. (Thanks to a reader for
this one!!); 7) UFO Debunking keeps malcontents off the street and
gives them something to do; 8) They are kind to their Mothers
�(Sorry to repeat this one. �But we've run out of nice things to
say.); 9) 10) 11) 

Let it never be said again, that the honest UFO researchers NEVER
have anything nice to say about UFO debunkers. �It just isn't
true. �I 

have

just stated 10 nice things about UFO debunkers. �Although I guess
those truth delinquents can debunk even that.
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� danw7...@ix.netcom.com(Daniel G. Walimaa ) added the following:

Excellent list! And let us not forget to mention the literally
hundreds
of hours of zany fun and laughs that the debunkers have provided
us all
with throughout the years! These literary clowns have thrilled and
entertained the world unceasingly and unselfishly for years now
with their misinformed and illogical explanations and, well,
that's gotta count for something, right? Sure it does, so let's
give them all a big hand. I now honorably declare this day to be
the first annual Debunker's Day! Hooray! :>
Dan W.
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hol...@california.com (Howard Olson) made these comments:

But the best thing about UFO debunkers is that they are totally
ineffectual in substantially aiding the UFO cover-up. They are
clearly their own worst enemy and the best unwitting allies that
Ufology could hope for. They make us look good! With their blatant
ad hominem and armchair dogmatism they make the strongest case
possible that the Truth IS out there !!!

Howard
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"sau...@bellsouth.net"@bellsouth.net (Alex P. LeClair)
contributed: 

I've known of more people to become convinced that there are
aliens behind
some of the UFO phenomenon after hearing the debunker's
"so-called" explanations. � ...They find those explanations are
far more absurd than
the extra-terrestrial hypothesis: swamp gas, mass hallucination,
shared dreams, chasing the planet Venus (Mantle case), hedge hogs
having sex (in reference to crop circles ).
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� A UFO Debunker A Day Does Not Keep the ETs Away

Try as they may, UFO debunkers have NO influence over what the ETs
do, where they fly over, whom they abduct, where they leave crop-
circles, where they land and what their purpose is. � The fact of
th 

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matter is that UFO sightings are on the upswing in �1998 and into
1999. �Perhaps if these master con-artists would get off their
rumps and go to some hot-spots, they would see one. �But, as Peter
Gersten pointed out, UFO debunkers appear to be armchair theorists
who,
though good at pushing keys on a keyboard, seem to lack in any
original thought,
let alone produce anything of any consequence...related to, what
our reality is all about.

Some People continue their childhood behavior of seeking attention
by simply
being contrary and making frivolous arguments and loud noises. �I
remember an
old legal theory...if you have the facts on your side argue the
facts; if you
have the law on your side, argue the law; but if you have neither,
yell and
scream and make as much noise as possible to divert attention away
from those
who do.

The facts are simple, Other-Worldly craft sightings happen
on a daily basis, the majority of time by MULTIPLE WITNESSES,
in every continent on the Globe! �On the average, there have been
5,000
sightings a day of UFOs, which computes to approximately 2 million
first-hand witnessed Extraterrestrial craft a year.
And these numbers unquestionably show a marked increase in
the amount of ET ships on planet Earth.

But as clearly demonstrated by the late Carl Sagan, Phil Klass and
our own Usenet
UFO/sp00ks, �the UFO Debunkers role is to lie, deceive, delude,
dupe 

,

circumvent,
defraud, and betray the overwhelming amounts of facts and
evidence. The UFO debunker is akin to �a dinosaur and their
"mission" will soo 

n

become obsolete. �The closer we get
to the real revelations, the more desperate these "so-called" UFO
Debunkers become.

Unfortunately, some of these gullible, paranoid, "useful idiots"
are too
far gone to do anybody any good. Perhaps we �can turn over these �

turn-

coats to the ETs, so they can use them for their twisted genetic
experiments. � With a little luck,
maybe we can convince the Nordics race to clone Manetti and Borsch
with a Android, and improve their outlook

Read it and weep, debunkers!!

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