| Subject: 20,000 Debunkers Under the Sea |
| From: "Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <science@zzz.com> |
| Date: 13/10/2010, 15:35 |
| Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.paranet.ufo,sci.skeptic,alt.conspiracy |
20,000 Debunkers Under the Sea
Wholeflaffers Studios has announced today that they are remaking the
classic epic, “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.” This movie is slated to
be re-titled “20,000 Debunkers Under the Sea.” Asked why the name
change, producer-director Sir Arthur CBE Wholeflaffers, A.S.A. had
this to say. “It’s an idea whose time has come. The thought of 20,000
or more debunkers under the sea just makes logical sense.” The movie
is said to star Ben Affleck, Jessica Biel, Greg Kinnear, Will Smith,
Amanda Peet, Lindsay Lohan and Sir Arthur CBE Wholeflaffers as “The
Commandant.” There is a casting call for those who want to play
debunkers. "We are looking for real debunkers such as "H", Cujo and
the like. They will have to hold their breath at least 30 minutes
under water. "There may be some collateral damage in filming the
debunkers parst. But to paraphrase Maggie Thatcher, "it isn't
anything we can't handle!"