"Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <science@zzz.com> wrote in message 
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Rumor has it that George Bush planted the explosives, and that Dick Cheney
manned the plunger detonator thingie.  All the necessary stripping of walls,
the directional drilling and cutting of the supporting members of the 
buildings
(naturally, this had to be done to ALL floors, in order to properly 
collapse),
was done by illegal aliens, under the supervision of Israeli agents, paid by
the Russians with money obtained from Saudi Arabia. The debris was
carted out of the WTC towers under cover of the Autumnal Equinox and
was dumped into the Hudson River.  Noise abatement was provided by
continuous renditions of the Rolling Stones "Sympathy for the Devil",
followed by audio exerts of Bill Clinton getting a Lewisnki.

The fact that at that very same moment each tower was hit by jet liners
highjacked by Radical Muslim Terrorists is one of those strangely
coincidental events that occur once in a Blue Moon.

Now I think the time had come for all you Liberal WTC truthers and
incontinent bedwetters to call your collective mother to pull your heads
out of your rectums and to change your Depends ... you're full of shit.