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     BERLIN, Germany (Rueters)
-- The Gallop Poll today revealed
the identity of the smartest person
on the face of the earth.
      The honor goes to one Ed
Conrad, who singlehandedly
has proven Man as Old as Coal
and Proof of Life After Death.
      "I'm delighted," said Conrad,
upon hearing the news  while
deep inside a coal mine. "And
I refuse to eat Humble Pie since
I know I well deserve it."
     Conrad, whom millions call a
whack job, did extremely well in
the U.S. and Canada and pretty
damn good in Australia, New
Zealand and on the Fiji Islands.
     Runner-up Stephen Hawkins,
whose brain reportedly is as large
as a medium-size watermelon,
did quite well in England, China,
Vatican City and Siberia.
     Some retards had cast votes
for Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck,
Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter,
Sharon Angle and Georgie Bush
but they were so far down on
the list that you had to use
binoculars to see the tops of
their heads.
      The Conrad brain has also
solved the conspiratorial events
of Sept. 11, 2001; revealed the
truth about the assassination
of JFK; unearthed the conspiracy
NOT to cure cancer; has proven
extraterrestrials exist; revealed
that God doesn't judge us when
we die; and documented that
evolutionists and atheists can't
ell the difference between their
ass and third base.
   The Gallop Pollsters have
now turned their attention to
determining the smartest
person who was ever born.
   A highly placed source, who
was reluctant to give his name,
told Eric Schmidt of Google
that it looks like it'll be a hotly
contested race between Galileo,
Copernicus, Al Einstein, Plato,
Immanuel Velikovsky and,
obviously, Ed Conrad.
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The smart money is on good
ol' Ed.
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Most recent FBI file photo of Ed Conrad
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http://www.wtfcostumes.com/costumes/pumpkin_ass_costume.jpg
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg
http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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ED'S OTHER CONTRIBUTIONS TO MANKIND
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http://www.travisredding.com/bush-911-jetfuel-wtc-laff.jpg
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EXPLOSIVES FOUND IN WTC DUST
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=Niels+Harrit&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#
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http://911research.wtc7.net/essays/thermite/explosive_residues.html
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http://cipshare.com/NielsHarrit_org/
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FAKE 911 CRASH FOOTAGE FROM  HELICOPTER
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Plane Appears Out of Nowhere,
Nose Goes through South Tower
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http://videos.wittysparks.com/id/115387558
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THE SMOKING GUN
http://www.911foreknowledge.com/bravenewworld.htm
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http://groups.google.com/group/misc.education/msg/7525fbc2c2e413ba
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http://groups.google.com/group/soc.culture.usa/msg/48ca8bf8db4b95cd
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/b667e93f04c3aebd
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JFK ASSASSINATION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY02Qkuc_f8
http://mcadams.posc.mu.edu/altgens2.jpg
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CANCER CURE CONSPIRACY
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.letterman/msg/29e5efa37c129adf
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EXISTENCE OF EXTRATERRESTRIALS
http://www.billymeier.com/
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.conspiracy/msg/361eab3f8eebaed0
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THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mouUUWpEec0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9XBAxdKVRE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v�MvcIs4OcQ&NR=1
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CORRUPT GOSPELS
http://www.avilabooks.com/Jmmanuel.htm
http://www.tjresearch.info/
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