Subject: Re: The Unbreakable Walking-Stick Umbrella
From: Sylvia Else
Date: 25/11/2010, 02:06
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.paranet.ufo,sci.skeptic,alt.conspiracy

On 20/11/2010 1:39 AM, Dakota wrote:
On Fri 11/19/10 5:40, Sylvia Else wrote:
On 19/11/2010 8:28 PM, Sir Gilligan Horry wrote:

http://www.unbreakable-umbrella.com

That's clever.



Unless you killed someone with it.


So you can't break the stem. It's not usually the bit that fails anyway.
Let's see him jump up and down on it while it's open.

Sylvia.

Next time you have to fight a watermelon, you'll be glad you spent $190
for your umbrella.

What am I, stupid? If I'm attacked by a watermelon, I'll turn and run. I know when I'm outclassed.

Sylvia.