"Sir Gilligan Horry" <GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote in message 
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Sir Gilligan Horry is in Love !!!


I have a wonderful girlfriend up north in New Zealand.
But she never emails me with a bit of joy or a cute picture, etc.

So, I'm always wondering if I have to meet another lady.

Well, I just did recently.
And I told her in Japanese
that she is "beautiful".
An embarrassing thing to do in Japan
but I had to tell her the truth.

This lady is about my age.
38 maybe.

Please don't tell her I said that.
Because she might be 35. I don't know.
But to be honest, about my age,
and that is perfect

Anyway, a lovely peaceful Japanese woman
that fascinates me, and would do so every moment.

This woman has a nice voice, keeps fit,
and is interested in me.
I can tell because of the little chats
we have had speaking in Japanese.

Tell Ugly Bob and Hugh and all the folks at Area51
this might be the one !!!

Well congrats, Horry ... but then you've been there before and
you always come back to that manual thingie, the one that
makes you near-sighted and grows hair on the back of your
hand (plural if you're ambidextrous). Slam her doggie-style, then
give her a sound tongue lashing and most of all, don't mention
those little green men ... she'll think you're nuts.