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     NEW YORK (Rueters) -- The New
York State Department of Fisheries is
caught between a rock and a hard place.
     It has unanimously decreed that
the dozen-or=so piranha that had eaten
three egomaniac "actors" at Fox News
be put to sleep.
     However, a group of protesters
outside the studio on Avenue of the
Americas disagrees and insists the
piranha, instead of being punished,
houd be awarded the Legion of Merit.
     "They got rid of three rotten apples,"
said Jesus Ruiz, one of the protesters.
"They did America -- and Mexico -- a
big favor."
     Sean "Ins" Hannity, Glenn Beck and
Bill "Call Me BillO" O'Reilly were eaten
alive Saturday night during a nude
swimming party in the Cable Networks'
indoor executive swimming pool.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxw1EFcm3vw
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     After the piranha had devoured
the "celebrities" -- turning the water
radish red -- the piranha were pulled
out by nets to face a charge of
manslaughter.
     Police still haven't caught the
ignorant prick who put the fish in the
pool but, you can be sure, they're
going to nail the son-of-a-bitch
to the cross when he's caught.
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Surveillanace photo of the Ignorant Prick
(wearing face mask resembling gas pump)
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/37/22/23112237.jpg
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Reading these is almost as bad as getting eaten by a piranha.
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