Rogue UFO-Debunkers Join Forces With Rebel Units
Amalgamated Press--near Area 51, Groom Lake Nevada

A squadron of official State UFO-Debunkers deserted their posts today
to form their own para-military rebel force.  This "rogue" group of
debunkers were outraged and insulted that the NBC-TV Network would
unilaterally broadcast classified data that confirms an off-world race
abducting, hybridizing and leaving foreign implants in humans around
the globe.

A spokesman for this "rogue" UFO-Debunking Company stated, "...that
NBC Special was the last straw to our credibility, which was already
at an historical all-time low.  We have to find new ways to distort,
mislead and confuse the public"

Supposedly this renegade debunker corp. will rendezvous with a similar
unit near Argyll, Scotland.  Cooperative exercises will take place
later in the year, and will be closed to the general public, who have
demanded an environmental impact study before the "exercies" begin .
Led by an ancient anthropologist who curiously goes by the name
"Weller", this Great Britain faction have been debunking UFOs for many
years since their formation, apparently though without much luck.
"But I keep trying," quipped the nearly senile Professor Weller.

The USA branch of Rogues have set up headquarters at Area-51, a top-
secret military base where downed ET craft are back-engineered for the
benefit of the Pentagon and related corporations.  The Rogues will
apparently be "bunking " down with the Grey ET race, although this
arrangement has not yet been endorsed by the Praying-Mantis type race
who also inhabit this clandestine base.

Data is still sketchy about who is in control of the Rogues.  Rumour
has it that a Colonel and a Staff Sergeant named "O-Borg" and "K.K.
Kofff" respectively are rumored to be in charge.  Alliance to this
group involves pledging allegiance to the Great Weather Balloon in the
Sky [Project MO-GULL] and doing a ritual hedge-hog dance that no human
outside of this fraternity has ever seen!

In an exclusive interview with staff Amalgamated Press reporter
Blitzkrieg Wolfman, Col. O-Borg formerly announced his groups
mission.  "Our goals are very modest," quipped
O-Borg , "we need to establish a perimeter of lies, untruths and
misinformation.  Fortify that perimeter with good old-fashioned
debunking, i.e. swamp gas, temperature inversions and weather
balloons."  Added O-Borg, "Desperate times require desperate measures,
and UFO debunkers are as desperate as we can get!  Almost 100% of our
population have heard about Extraterrestrials and over 50% correctly
believe that their fellow humans ARE being abducted by these ETs."

When word of this Rogue groups AWOL reached Fuhrer of the Debunkers,
Phil Klass,
he seemed outright dejected.  Klass gave a meddlesome and somewhat
saddening statement.   Poured Klass, "Carry on, Boys.  While I don't
approve of your actions, I understand them.  We may win a few more
battles, but we have lost the war.  The way they treated me on that
NBC-Special was deplorable, but nobody with an IQ above 10 believes me
anymore anyway!"  How true, how true.

Honest UFO researchers were not so enthusiastic about this new Rogue
Debunking Group.  Art Wholeflaffer, ex-C.E.O. of SAGAN (Students
Against Greys and Nordics) made this prudent observation, "This
Renegade Group poses a real threat to our national security. NATO has
been put on Red Alert--there may be subsequent bombings
around parts of England and America.  Take cover and do not eat the
depleted uranium
trailings, for they are toxic, " informed Wholeflaffer.

Sir Arthur Wholeflaffer has rationally derided and ridiculed State UFO-
debunkers for years. Wholeflaffer also noted that "the Renegades now
have full access to the underground FEMA/DoD 20,000 mile-long COG/Meg-
Lev anti-gravity magnetic rail system.  This underground rail system
was built using Black Budget money.  Remember that the Black Budget is
totally unaccountable to either Congress or the public who pays for
it.  These Renegades can now spread their nonsense to every State,
County and City in this nation.  We may have to petition the Pleiadean
ET-race for help if we cannot stop them by conventional means!!"
Details of that last statement went unexplained for national security
reasons.

Since the NBC-TV special aired in February, UFO Debunkers as a group
have stepped-up their dis-information campaign against the well
documented facts regarding the alien presence on Earth.

In addition to this very disturbing development, Air-Force jets have
reportedly been bombing metropolitan areas with poisonous "chem-
trail", which contain a variety of viruses, some apparently lethal.
These diseased germs have contributed to flu-like symptoms that have
ravaged America from coast-to-coast.  Whether this can be tied to the
Renegade Group is uncertain.  Wholeflaffer commented, "Did they do
that?  I wouldn't put it past them.  One thing is for sure, these
Rogue Debunkers are a cancer to our civilized, democratic society and
must be irradiated by truth and facts."

Gen. Borman Killemall was even more emphatic, "We will massacre these
Renegades, Rebels, Rogues, Reactionaries, Terrorists and Guerrillas.
We will destroy, vaporize, expunge, exterminate, murder, slaughter,
abolish, liquidate and eliminate them!"  When asked if the Military
would contemplate using the ultra-secretive, earth-penetrating bismuth/
magnesium/cobalt Anti-Matter Bombs, the General replied, "That's
classified.  But if it comes to that, yes indeed."

Complied from reports by Ace Amalgamated Press Reporter -H.G. Von
Frugelblitzz

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