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Annie, you beaut . . . Beaut . . . Beautiful Doll . . .
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As you know, I've always referred to you as Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
but now it's time to apologize.
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Naturally, I called you a looney because of your imbecilic tendencies
to flatter and protect those, mostly Republicans, whose only goal
seems to be filling their pockets and not giving one shit as yo what
their infernal greed was doing to their fellow citizens.
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I've also long known you've been asshole buddies with those "Real
Terrorists" responsible for 911, yet never opening your mouth to
chastise them despite the overwhelming abundance of physical evidence.
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But now, Sweetheart, all is forgiven.
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Your recent column about the absolute falsehood of
the evolution of man has put me squarely in your corner.
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Annie -- My Beautiful Annie! You have become my favorite columnist
since "Red" Smith.
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This is HOW you had turned me on.

FOSSIL RECORDS DON'T
SUPPORT 'DARWINIACS'

http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2011-08-31.html
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Annie, Baby, for the longest time I didn't know you had a brain, only
a perverted sense of humor.
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I only wish your first name was Jose, then I could whisper these sweet
nothings in your ear.
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"JOSE, CAN YOU SEE?"

http://groups.google.com/group/misc.education/msg/476e1ad695251e81
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We, the undersigned, want it known that we also
believe Ann Coulter finally has ended her years of writing crappy
columns and has finally come to her senses.
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