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     COOPERSTOWN, NY. (Rueters)
--  If you plan on watching the seventh
game of the 'World Series on Thursday
night, you may have very little company.
      CNN has just announced that
it will air the Charles Darwin vs. Ed
Conrad Seance Debate on Piers
Morgan Live in the same time slot,
which undoubtedly will be attracting
the vast majority of TV viewers.
     "Those rotten bastards," said a
spokesman for both Fox News and
the Baseball Commissioner's Office
(undoubtedly referring to CNN).
       Darwin, who died in 1882 long
before baseball, TV or even cell
phones were invented, will debate
Conrad -- also known as The Ignorant
Bastard -- about the validity of the
theory of man's evolution.
     Conrad is expected to counter
Darwin's bull-crap with a battery of
punches -- to the chin, groin and
crotch -- while displaying his array
of petrified human body parts that
he discovered between coal veins.
    The telecast will be blacked out
in Shrewsbury, Shropshire, England
(Charlie's birthplace); Westminster
Abbey (where Chas. is buried); in
certain towns and cities in Australia,
and on the Galapagos Island (which
still has lousy TV reception).
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LAST KNOWN PHOTO OF CHARLES DARWIN
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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This is a photograph that  Ed Conrad took of a Smithsonian physical
anthropologist pretending to be searching for the truth about man's
origin and ancestry.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
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This is a picture of your GGGGGGGGGGreat-Great-Grandpa with his
brother and sister while growing up in the Banana Republic.
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http://thefamilystore.net/200407/34513.jpg
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CHARLES DARWIN, ED CONRAD GO EYEBALL TO EYEBALL
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http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1668633/pg1
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If this link doesn't work, click here . . .
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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ED CONRAD
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
      (Hell, Maybe a Great Deal Older)
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http://www.edconrad.com
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Who also gave mankind . . .
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
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http://www.edconrad.org
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DO NOT READ BELOW THIS LINE.
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