LATE-BREAKING NEWS: Today the President of HACA (The Human-Alien
Contact Agenda) called UFO "State" debunkers "useless eaters" and
"life unWORTHY of life."  The thousands of honest scientific
researchers in the crowd applauded unanimously.   The President
declared that "we must expunge every single debunker off the Face of
the Earth; in addition to their supporters, sympathizers and
enablers.  We must do this.  Let's roll!"
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Debunkers Urged to Give Up Their "Futile Attempts" - The Public Hath
Spoken!

During a conference for the International Science and Commerce
Association (ISCA) held near Langley Virginia, a notable scientist and
honest researcher called on UFO debunkers to "give up their hopeless
and futile attempts at denying the reality of the alien presence.  The
overwhelming evidence proves on-going Extraterrestrial contact."

Sir Arthur C. Wholeflaffer, inventor of the self-cooling can, various
holographic computer interfaces and human brain transfers, said the
world has had enough of "pseudo-scientists, skepti-bunkers and phony-
theorists.  UFO debunkers should be put out to pasture, after a good
horsewhipping that is!

Siting the voluminous amount of state-of-the-art laboratory research
obtained from alien implants; animal mutilations; trace cases where
soil is retrieved from where alien craft has landed; residue from
alien abductions, and much more, the conclusion that alien are here
becomes obvious.

Sir Arthur also stated that "this evidence doesn't even include the 64
years of clandestine Corporate and Military teams back-engineering
retrieved off-world craft."

Wholeflaffer confirmed the oft-told speculation of contact between ETs
and the Pentagon.  "Yes, there was contact made between at least 37 ET
races and members of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the NSA.  But the
exact nature of those meetings remains highly classified to this day.
A transfer of alien technology may just be the tip of the proverbial
iceberg."  With that the interview ended.