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           HARRISBURG, Pa. (Rueters) --
Another victim has stepped forward in
the Penn State / Jerry Sandusky sexual
molestation cover-up.
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          One Ed Conrad revealed that he
has been "rear-ended" for some three
decades by esteemed professors of
anthropology, paleontology and entomology
at the university.
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         Even worse, he told the Harrisburg
Patriot News, "The bastards didn't even
have the decency to use Vaseline."
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          However, he said, there was one
exception. A near-sighted anthropology
professor planned to use Vaseline but
accidentally grabbed with the wrong tube
-- Crazy Glue -- and he and poor Ed were
stuck together for hours until firemen hosed
down the "playing field."
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          Conrad showed his still swollen
and inflamed a-hole during the interview
and was greeted by OOOO's and AAAW's.
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          The penetrations began, he said,
in the early 1980s after he discovered
petrified bones, teeth and  soft organs
-- some HUMAN -- embedded between
coal veins.
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          When Ed finally realized he was
dealing with a pack of real douchebags,
he sought out -- and found --the world's
foremost authority on human anatomy.
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         Wilton Krogman, who wrote the book
"The Human Skelrton in Forensic Medicine,"
examined a few of his discoveries and
identified one in particular as a petrified
human calvarium -- which,  in layman's
terms, is "a human cranium with the
eye sockets broken  off."
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      Krogman, at the time, was the
top expert on the identification of bone
for the Pennsylvania State Police, which
means he certainly knew what he was
talking about.
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     In any event, Ed's mind-boggling finds
prove beyond all reasonable doubt that
man and other large animals did indeed
exist on earth while coal was being formed.

    And since the age of coal is one of the
Most Golden Rules of Geology -- at least
280 million years -- Charlie Darwin's
bullshit theory of man's origin -- via
evolution -- must be flushed down the toilet.
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     The evolutionists -- and the disgraceful
"scientists" at Penn State -- might as
well jump in and ride the current right to
the sewer processing plant.
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      Penn State's Department of Entomology
is included in the cover-up because Ed
discovered a portion of a giant prehistoric
scorpion which it identified as a rock or
concretion.
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      Krogman examined that particular fossil
and stated, with a great deal of humility,
that he defintely knew what it was because
he explained that he was well acquainted
with the anatomy of scorpions.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
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TRUTH GETTING IT UP THE REAR END
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http://www.edconrad.com
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Ed Conrad
-- who also has given us http://www.edconrad.org
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<                 CRIME IN RHYME

Time to blackball the Scoundrels of Science
For molesting Truth with incredible defiance
Their crap, they just love
But, of it, they can shove
I often wonder what they'd pay for my silence
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A FEW OF ED CONRAD'S FOSSILS THAT "SCIENTISTS"
FRAUDULENTLY IDENTIFIED AS ROCKS / CONCRETIONS
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<               PETRIFIED HUMAN SKULL
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Wilton M. Krogman, who wrote the book "The Human Skeleton in Forensic
Medicine," identified this fossil as a petrified human calvarium (a
human  skull with the eye-sockets broken off).
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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Haversian canals -- the tell-tale sign of bone -- were documented as
existing in this specimen.
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"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST
HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."
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-- Wilton M. Krogman to a colleague
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       PETRIFIED HUMAN FINGERS
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
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PETRIFIED HUMAN FEMUR
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
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Photo shows the boulder after it was removed from between anthracite
veins at a depth of some 250 feet.
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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Photo reveals the dramatic similarity to the contour
of a human cranium.
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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American Medical Laboratories ALSO identified dried blood in granules
removed from the inner surface of what bears a distinct likeness to --
and IS -- a human cranium.
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In addition, more than a half-dozen key human fossils were tested by
American Medical Laboratories (AML), the most prestigious medical lab
in the world, which reported -- in writing -- that they contain dried
blood.
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ANOTHER NAIL IN EVOLUTIONISTS' COFFIN
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Dr. Jeremy Dahl, one of the world's leading bone experts and former
longtime director of the Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center in
Atlanta, examined and tested one of Ed Conrad's specimens and -- in
writing -- identified it as a petrified bone.
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          OTHER PETRIFIED REMAINS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
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OTHER MIND-BOGGLING DISCOVERIES
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<          WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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<             EARS, JOHNNY!
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate.gif
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IT'S TIME TO  END THE MONKEY BUSINESS
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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ED'S OTHER MAJOR CONTRIBUTION TO MANKIND
http://www.edconrad.org
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RECENT FBI FILE PHOTO OF ED CONRAD
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg