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      VATICAN CITY (Rueters) -- CNN
has just announced that Ed Conrad
and The Pope will debate about God
on Easter Sunday morning.
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      Many millions -- possibly several
billion -- viewers worldwide are expected
to watch the two-hour special to be
telecast live from the foyer of the
Sistine Chapel at 8 a.m. (Italian time).
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      "I'm ready and waiting," said Ed
Conrad. "When you take away the
Papal Tiara and The Pope's Shepherd
stick, he's a man just like you and me."
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     Father Guido Sarducci, an official
Vatican spokesman, said The Pope
will lead with a left to Ed's glass chin,
throw a couple of upper-cuts to his
belly and put the Ignorant Bastard
on his ass in the first minute or two.
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     Sarducci then revealed how big
Ed's bloody pulp of a head will be
when his corner men finally get him
to his feet.
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http://www.fathersarducci.com/images/sarduccioval.gif
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     Conrad, whom nobody in the civilized
world likes, has had the audacity to say
that God lives in a physical body with
the rest of his family on a planet many,
many light years from earth.
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    The Rotten Prick also said God
doesn't punish us for our "sins" when
we die but instead, in the after-life,
we'll be ostracized by our family,
friends and acquaintances if we
had seriously offended them during
our physical existence on earth -- a
punishment much worse than the
man-made myth of burning forever
in hell.
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    Conrad probably will add that the
"Garden of Eden" is a work of fiction
and that the different races of man
were transported here from other
planets.
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     Anderson Cooper, who'll serve
as both moderator and referee, told
L'Osservatore Romano, The New
York Times and Fox News that he
has "put his money on Ed Conrad"
but has begged them not to mention
it in their coverage.
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    This is a summary of the crap that
Ed Conrad has written about God,
Space, Extraterrestrials, Pope John
XXIII, Death, the Hubble, David Fellin,
Miracle and OBE.
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http://www.edconrad.org
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This is a nice picture of Ed Conrad's ugly mug.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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You are cordially invited to throw darts, large
kitchen knives and/or spray Rat Poison at it.
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Please try to get a bull's eye.