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http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/216473-header.jpg
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Ed Conrad was pestered by his legion of loyal fans as he signed
autographs at Walmart earlier today
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Today was NOT an International Day of Joy but it damn well should have
been.
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April 29, after all, IS the birthday of Ed Conrad whom we all know
ranks right up there with Galileo and Copernicus as the greatest
scientists in the
history of History.
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Actually, Ed is ranked a wee bit higher than the other two.
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Professor Conrad, you see, has provided us with the truth about our
origin and ancestry -- that we AREN'T descendants of prehistoric
lemurs or monkeys because, hell, it is now proven fact that our
ancestors inhabited the earth long before those creatures were even a
glint in the Creator's eye.
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Please rip up this picture -- of what you thought were your most
remote ancestors -- from your genealogy photo album and promptly flush
it down the toilet.
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http://www.aspencountry.com/assets/product_images/product_lib/34000-34999/34513.jpg
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These chimpanzees certainly can't be your ancestors if the following
fossils -- all petrified -- were discovered between 280-million-year-
old coal veins -- which they were.
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PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, EVEN SOFT
ORGANS FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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"THE WORLD'S OLDEST HUMAN SKULL"
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 -- Wilton M. Krogman was the world-famous physical anthropologist and
human anatomist who wrote the book, "The Human Skeleton in Forensic
Medicine"
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skully.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/catcalv.jpg
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A HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
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HUMAN FINGERS  (with fingernails) . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
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A FEMUR  . . . (Still embedded in shale)
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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Ed Conrad poses at a site where he is seen digging for coal-age human
fossils -- in the dead of winter.
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page4_files/body_data/conradshovel.jpg
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A TIBIA . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
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A FRONTAL MANDIBLE . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanJaw3.jpg
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A SIDE MANDIBLE . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath/page6_files/body_data/conrad.jpg
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GALL BLADDER . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/GallBladder1.jpg
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A HUMAN BRAIN (Only one hemisphere, unfortunately) . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
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A PETRIFIED PENIS . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
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THE OLDEST MAN-MADE TOOL
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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A PETRIFIED BONE EMBEDDED IN SLATE
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http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/InSlate11.jpg
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TWO PETRIFIED FETUSES  (One has turned to coal) . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
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A CANINE TOOTH OF A LARGE ANIMAL
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon3_files/1tooth.jpg
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"MR. LONG-EARS" EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
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JUST SOME OF THE PHYSICAL EVIDENCE
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
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THE PSEUDOS SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT
SOMEDAY THEIR SHIT WOULD HIT THE FAN
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/index_files/body_data/quotesnew.gif
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http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/hooton.gif
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WHEN ONE PHOTO IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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Ed Conrad . . . who also gave us
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
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http://www.edconrad.org
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