ED CONRAD NOT AN A**HOLE ANYMORE

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       WASHINGTON, D.C. (Rueters) --
The Smithsonian Institution has honored
the genius who has proven that man is
as old as coal.
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       Secretary Wayne Clough has
announced that a repostitory of many
of Ed Conrad's postings to Google
has been made available to the public.
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     Ed's Shakespearesque writing
can now be found at dc.smithsonian
in the Google news groups and will
be available 24-7 seven days of
the week, even on Christmas
and Easter.
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     "We're fully aware that good ol'
Ed has blasted the crap out of us
for more than a decade because
of our dishonesty," Cough told
Fox News. "But we deserve it and
now we've turned the other cheek."
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     Conrad, whom almost everyone
knows is a legend among himself,
discovered petrified bones, teeth
and even soft organs -- SOME
HUMAN -- where experts at the
Smithsonian and a lot of other
pseudo-scientist business addresses
have long claimed they could never
be found because they simply
didn't exit.
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But the Smithsonian has finally
conceded that Ed is 1000% right
and it is 1000% wrong -- and the
theory of man's evolution is kaput.
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     The "dc" in the dc.smithsonian
archive is short for DESTROYED
COMPLETELY, which is what the
Ignorant Bastard -- I mean Ed
Conrad -- has done.
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This is a recent FBI file photo of Ed.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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                SMILE FOR THE BIRIDE
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    This is a list of Ed's mind-boggling disoveries between coal
veins  which the Smithsonian has periodically --and incorrectly --
identified as rocks and/or concretions.
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All of these specimens -- some human -- were discovered between
anthracite veins in NE Pennsylvania in strata dated Carboniferous --
a
minimum of 280 million years.
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PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, EVEN SOFT
ORGANS FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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HUMAN FINGERS  (with fingernails) . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
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"THE WORLD'S OLDEST HUMAN SKULL"
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 -- Wilton M. Krogman was the world-famous physical anthropologist
and
human anatomist who wrote the book,
"The Human Skeleton in Forensic Medicine"
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skully.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/catcalv.jpg
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A HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
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A FEMUR  . . . (Still embedded in shale)
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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<     MORE WHERE THEY CAME FROM
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A TIBIA . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
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A FRONTAL MANDIBLE . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanJaw3.jpg
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A SIDE MANDIBLE . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath/page6_files/body_data/conrad.jpg
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GALL BLADDER . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/GallBladder1.jpg
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A HUMAN BRAIN (Only one hemisphere, unfortunately) . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
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A PETRIFIED PENIS . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
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THE OLDEST MAN-MADE TOOL
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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A PETRIFIED BONE EMBEDDED IN SLATE
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http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/InSlate11.jpg
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TWO PETRIFIED FETUSES  (One has turned to coal) . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
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A CANINE TOOTH OF A LARGE ANIMAL
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon3_files/1tooth.jpg
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"MR. LONG-EARS" EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
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JUST SOME OF THE PHYSICAL EVIDENCE
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
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THE PSEUDOS SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT
SOMEDAY THEIR SHIT WOULD HIT THE FAN
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/index_files/body_data/quotesnew.gif
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http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/hooton.gif
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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Do Not Read Unless You Want to Go to Heaven
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
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http://www.edconrad.org
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