"Sir Gilligan Horry" <GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote in message 
news:bkh0q7llgnkgj77llp61ovtr55944ekmdk@4ax.com...

I had a nice dream last night.
But at first it was experiencing stress
with a business friend that has bullied people
and scrimped and scraped his whole life
to save enough money at age 60
to buy a scrap of land and a house.
He was doing his usual rants to me saying
you're not working fast enough, hurry,
make money now, get this done.
So I rode away on my bicycle to another city.
On my travels I went though a small town of about 1000 people.
Because of rain slips on roads I couldn't get out of the town.
So I decided to relax and catch the little country bus
that drove around town all day.
The bus driver shouted out "Hey there is Frenchie!"
and a Chinese man stopped his van in the middle of the main street
and started handing out plates and then dishing up noodles and
vegetables for free.
It was lovely and relaxing and fun.
Then a police officer stopped and wrote out 1 cent fines
because we were all being so nice and happy.

That day I met a nice lady there and we lived happily ever-after.
(Oh, that part happens tonight when I re-start the dream)

I'm sorry Mr HVAC, there was no War!
 (I Love You, I'm Sorry, Please Forgive Me, Thank You)

Me thinks you should sell your bicycle and get yourself a
hooker with the money ... your semen is backing up ...