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      TOPEKA, Kansas (Rueters) --
The FBI, CIA and MSNBC are in
the midst of a 50-state manhunt
for a mentally disturbed individual
who escaped while being escorted
to a Funny Farm in Mudville.
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       Ed Conrad, who has pissed
off millions of Google news group
readers for decades (especially
atheists and evolutionists), was
allowed to get off the bus at a
truck stop near the Ohio border
after telling officers he was
"about to bust" from a bad case
of diarrhea, then flew the coop.
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     "While he was inside the toilet,
the Ignorant Bastard --wearing
handcuffs and shackles -- climbed
through a very high transom and
made his escape," BillO Reilly told
his thousands of brain-dead viewers
on Fox Noise.
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This is Ed Conrad's latest FBI photo.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Ed beating a dead horse
that used to be called "Evolution.".
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http://likethedew.com/img/beating-a-dead-horse.gif
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      Conrad had been declared
legally insane after claiming he
has discovered of petrified bones
-- MANY HUMAN -- between coal
veins. (What a whacko!)
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    This, if true (which it's not), would
blow the theory of the evolution
of man to smithereens and, as you
can well imagine, will put many
so-called  sleazeball "scientists" --
especially those at the Smithsonian
and Penn State -- out of work.
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This is just part of his pack of lies.
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http://www.edconrad.com
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<             EARLIER STORY
(Carefully apply clothes-pin to your nose)
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http://groups.google.com/group/rec.arts.tv/browse_thread/thread/ebd11c719427643f
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    The Raving Lunatic also claims
to possess undeniable, undisputed
evidence that YOU REALLY DON'T
DIE when you're dead.
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Please genuflect before clicking
the link below.
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http://www.edconrad.org
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