Subject: I am shutting down these newsgroups on Independence Day/It HAS to be this way. :)
From: "Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <science@zzz.com>
Date: 29/06/2012, 17:35
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.paranet.abduct,alt.conspiracy

I wish I didn't have to do this, but the few remaining debunkers will
NOT surrender to the State apparatus, thus we will have to temporarily
suspend the Constitution and declare an all-put thermo-nuclear war
against these truth-terrorists.  Of course there is a "third" way
which is for ALL remaining debunkers to SURRENDER right now!!!  There
will be Chinese-style MEV's or mobile execution vans stopping by ALL
debunkers caves hovels and sewers to transport them to their nearest
FEMA camp.  I have heard from Whorry, VD-VAC and the Traitor that they
are ready to give up, which is good.  I ask the rest of the cult to
follow their lead.

I may decide once again to keep these newsgroups open, it all depends
on the debunkers and their ilk: their supporters, sympathizers,
enablers and suspected debunkers.

More later,

Sir A