| Subject: Re: The Era of the UFO Debunker Declared Officially Over//Top Scientists Applaud Decision! |
| From: "Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <science@zzz.com> |
| Date: 01/07/2012, 16:32 |
| Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.paranet.ufo,sci.skeptic,alt.conspiracy |
On Jun 10, 5:54 am, "Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <scie...@zzz.com> wrote:
The Era of the UFO Debunker Declared Officially Over//Top Scientists Applaud Decision! Today at the annual convention for the National Association of Astrophysicists and Honest Researchers and Scientists (NAAHRS), the end of an era was announced! President and co-chairman Sir Arthur C. Wholeflaffer declared from the podium that "we can finally close the book on a horrible and freighting episode of our nation's history: UFO debunking. I hereby legally declare that the era of the UFO debunker and official "State" UFO debunking to be over." The speaker was overwhelmed by thunderous applause radiating from all sides! Continuing on, the spokes-chairman expounded, "Let me also add that a new epoch has begun for honest and wholesome science that will benefit ALL mankind; not just a few self-serving Global Mega-Corporations, defense contractors and affiliated aerospace industries. There truly is a new morning in America, as there is every morning!" A minority faction of UFO debunkers who fiercely opposed the announcement was heard from outside the Center. The spokesperson for the debunking rouge gangsters, Capt .M. Shittley, stated that they would never give up, even if it meant appearing as "little nobodies, seeking celebrity status." This group was quietly and quickly rounded up and sent packing! In the auditorium good cheer and overwhelming roars were heard reverberating throughout the facility. "Down with debunkers" and "ETs are A-OK" were the most common cries. In an exclusive interview after the conference, Sir Arthur admitted, "no doubt there will be a "blow-back" effect with the debunkers. Certain members of their Cult are too deluded and afraid of the challenges the future will bring. The military may have to intern these malcontents in Gulag-style camps until they can get with the Program!" Wholeflaffer also informed us that "debunkers served a useful purpose from the late 1940's through the end of the 1970's; but now is the time to move forward in co-existing with our galactic neighbors." - - - - - - From: jo...@mraha.kitenet.net (josX): In article <9c1bf1dbf3b35a5e5068d2edc3d2d...@remailer.segfault.net>,Anonymous Coredump wrote:In article <WK_y6.2339$jz.198...@www.newsranger.com>>Sir Arthur C. Wholeflaffer A.S.A. <Sir_mem...@newsranger.com> wrote:The Era of the UFO Debunker Declared Officially Over//Top Scientists Applaud Today at the annual convention for the National Association of Astrophysicists and >> Honest Researchers and Scientists (NAAHRS), the end of an era was announced! >> President and co-chairman Sir Arthur C. Wholeflaffer declared from the podium that "we can finally close the book on a horrible and freighting episodeJust where was this auditorium?Wholeflaffer added this: In New York City. Attended by thousands, many of the world-leading scientists attended.The above story, demonstrates that you live in a fantasy world, surounded by fantasy > characters, and ficticious happenings. Doesn't lend you any credibility at all. :) Sad...Sorry to inform you, but I was there.... Couldn't find it? It was massive, thanks Arthur, good job! What I liked especially was when the debunkers crowd applauded when they heard their name (through a keyhole or something), but failed to register the sentence "They are no longer about wanting to know the truth, from now on let us ignore these non-constructive debunkers and trolls". -what a laugh- Looking forward to next time Jos - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Thank you for the mention, Jos. UFO debunkers are now officially considered persona non grata and good riddance to bad rubbish I say! They were becoming the laughingstock of science and turning into an unruly mob. Of course there will be a few holdouts, that much is obvious, but I trust that our military along with NATO will be able to flush out the last few remaining strongholds of their Guerrilla movement. Hopefully a quick "mop-up" job should do the trick. Let us pray that there won't be much in the way of collateral damage. Debunkers are a nonsensical sort and it has been "proven" that they will NOT listen to reason, logic or even follow simple orders. Lately they have had a desperation recruitment drive, which I have learn has been somewhat successful. It would be easier if they just turned themselves in to the United Federation of Planets, or else they might be abducted the "hard" way. And from what I have heard from many abductees, that isn't too much fun. Thanks again! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - J. LaVine (Jac...@webtv.net) wrote: I have read many brilliant and entertaining posts from Sir Arthur. I have gleaned knowledge from these posts. The "debunkers" have taught me nothing. They waste my valuable time. I value knowledge, not ignorance. I value assertions, whether speculation or factual evidence. Senseless attacks, on the other hand, consume net space and the reader's time. Hail Sir Arthur! Down with debunking. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Agreed. Debunkers are they're own worst enemy, and even the Corporate/ Military controlled Television Networks are also just saying "No" to UFO debunkers and their apologists. Thank goodness for this much needed change. I remember once attending a gathering of physicists and astronomers at Cal Tech. When J. O-BORG appeared on the screen, there was spontaneous booing. Although the guy is an obvious spOOk, I tried desperately to defend him, but to no avail. The statistics prove that the higher the intelligence a person has, the more likely it is that a person will understand and accept the alien reality. The reasons are simple; the more one has learned, the easier it is to comprehend the scientific evidence proving the alien presence. Thanks again for the compliments. Sir Arthur
You're welcome > from THIS ISLAND EARTH. :)