Subject: It would be so much easier if the debunkers would surrender at their nearest FEMA camp/Tanks in advance.
From: "Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <science@zzz.com>
Date: 02/07/2012, 04:29
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.paranet.ufo,sci.skeptic,alt.conspiracy

The title says it all.  If any of you bums need transport from your
caves, we can send over the MEV's to give you a ride.  Just say the
word.

The word is given.  :)

Sir A

MEVs + Mobile Execution Vans (Chinese-style)