Re: I am shutting down these newsgroups on Independence Day/It HAS to be this way. :)
Subject: Re: I am shutting down these newsgroups on Independence Day/It HAS to be this way. :)
From: BruceS
Date: 06/07/2012, 20:17
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.paranet.ufo,sci.skeptic,alt.conspiracy

On Jul 6, 7:37 am, "Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A."
<scie...@zzz.com> wrote:
On Jul 5, 1:08 pm, BruceS <bruce...@hotmail.com> wrote:

On Jul 5, 8:48 am, "Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A."
<snip>
Please surrender your cult at your nearest FEMA camp and leave these
groups to us honest scientific researchers.

Your continued cooperation will be appreciated.

"Continued"?  Do you even know what that word means?

Now GIT;

That's the spirit!  Use homey slang, sound like a redneck as well as a
psycho, and everyone will respect you.

Can you even imagine my surprise to see you still posting your silly
diatribes on these newsgroups.

I know that you're a bit stupid, as well as being quite insane, so I
can believe that you're surprised yet again that anyone who wants to
can post to these groups.  You're kind of like a sheep, who is
surprised each morning to see the sun rise, and surprised every time
it sees grass. (stolen from DNA)

The only reason you are still here is because we let you and really we
don't have time to deal with the useful idiots any longer.

No, the reason I am here is that I still have time to spend making fun
of you.  There is no "we" to your little insane obsession---it's just
you.  Go ahead and use some sock puppets if you like, but the rest of
us know that you're all alone in your delusions.  You're completely
powerless.  Anyone can post here, and there's nothing you can do to
stop them.

The vast majority, well over 90%, of the debunkers are gone, died or
killed themselves, which is understandable.

Nope.  Wrong again, as usual.  Most people have just become bored with
your one-track mental disease and have gone to other amusements.

I have decided to give you a 24-hour waiver, but after that you must
vacate these newsgroups forever to honest scientific researchers.

This "waiver" will have no effect, just like your other feeble
attempts at pretense to authority.  You're a helpless loser.

This also applies to The Traitor, Whorry, Casanobrain, VD-Vac and the
very few debunkers who remain.

That is all for now,

Sure, but after the 24 hours is up and we post again, you'll have some
other hand-waving to excuse your impotence.