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      LONDON (Rueters) -- We've got
to hand it to Ed Conrad: He got his
dying wish.
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       Good ol' Ed always said he'd like
to exit this corrupt world by out-staging
the Closing Ceremonies of the Olympic
Games and that, indeed, he has done.
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      Conrad committed suicide by having
himself eaten by a hungry Black Hole
right in front of the Smithsonian back
in Washington, D.C.
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      No videos are available but a portly
woman visiting from Maine sent us this
neat photo she took with her Brownie.
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(Send the kiddies to the other room.)
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
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      Ed Conrad is one of the most
despised human beans in the history
of History, boring readers worldwide
with his two very unpopular Web pages
that nobody reads.
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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http://www.edconrad.com
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EVOLUTION OF MAN A WHALE OF A LIE
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sci.physics/msg/194e55e1d5d6b724
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.org