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   NEW YORK, NY (Rueters) --
Stephen Hawking and Ed Conrad
will engage in a lively two-hour
debate -- IS THERE A GOD? --
on Fox News at 9 p.m. Monday.
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   Hawking emphatically says "NO!
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   Conrad disagrees and says Stevie,
the world-famous astrophysicist, is
too damn "smart" for his own good.
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   Odds are that Hawking, who boasts
an IQ of 204, will wipe up the studio
floor with Conrad, who has difficulty
counting his change at the supermarket.
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   However, Conrad, in an e-mail to
Rupert Murdoch, stated emphatically,
-- while referring to Dawkins -- "Too
much education is a dangerous thing."
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   Conrad added, rather brutally, that
he believes Hawkins' gargantuan brain
is buried in the sand on the beach
off Cambridge, England.

   It is understood that Hawking will
arrive at the studio with photos of
never-seen-before galaxies as well
as videos of Black Holes in the act
of procreation.
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   Conrad, on the other hand, said
he will bring along only a one-liner --
http://www.edconrad.org
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   However, just in case he needs
more ammo, Ed says he'll have
another of his great one-liners,
http://www.edconrad.com
on the ready in his shirt pocket.
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   Pseudo-scientists everywhere,
including those at the Smithsonian,
are sure Hawking will clean Ed's
clock -- but others aren't nearly
as confident.
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    To make sure there's an even
playing field, Conrad -- perhaps the
most hated person on Planet Earth --
said he'll enter the debate with one
hand tied behind his back and wearing
a patch over one eye.
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CHEER, CHEER, CHEER FOR THE HOME TEAM
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Evolutionists, Atheists Deny Their Whale of a Lie
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American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeoanthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Smithsonian Institution
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Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
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Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
Smithsonian Institution
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
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Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Anthropology
Society for Ethnomusicology
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UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
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INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora/NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists
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talk.origins sci.anthropology sci.anthropology.paleo
sci.archaeology sci.archaeology.mesoamerican
sci.bio.evolution sci.paleontology.evolution