Subject: WIKIPEDIA & PSEUDO-SCIENTISTS ASSH*LE BUDDIES
From: Preston Duquene
Date: 04/01/2013, 02:31
Newsgroups: alt.fan.michael-moore,alt.philosophy,alt.revisionism,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.religion.scientology

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HELL, LOOK WHAT WAS FOUND UNDER THE COVERS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
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   <           WHO IS ED CONRAD?
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  Ed Conrad is a layman who in the early 1980s discovered some rocks
   in a coal field which he believes are human skulls which date back
  280 million years or so, 200 million years before modern science
claims
  that man evolved. These rocks have been examined by  scientists,
  including those at the Smithsonian Institute, who have  reported
  that the rocks are just rocks and not of human origin, but  Conrad
  persists in believing there is a mass conspiracy among
anthropologists      and paleontologists to keep it secret as to when
man actually first
  appeared on Earth. He posts regularly in several  Usenet news
groups
  devoted to the origins of man, frequently  changing his username to
  get around the filters that people set  up to avoid his posts.
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   <               VIDEO OF THE YEAR
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http://likethedew.com/img/beating-a-dead-horse.gif
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    The dead nag's name is Evolution and, along with the
    sleazeball "scientists" who rode it to shame, soon will
    be carted off to the Glue Factory.
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   With my luck, I'll be charged with cruelty to animals.
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   <                                             -- Ed Conrad

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  MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/dcfecbb5f7754fad
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http://www.edconrad.com
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 <                    A NEW YEAR'S MESSAGE
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    We're now into our 32nd year trying to convince folks that
    the theory of evolution is a total sham and also into our 27th
    year trying to convince everyone that you and your loved ones
    AREN'T REALLY DEAD when you die.
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    This crusade humbly had began with my very first discovery
    of petrified bones between anthracite veins in June 1981,
    then continued after my chance meeting in 1985 with David
    Fellin (one of the two survivors of the Pennsylvania coal mine
    cave-in and miraculous rescue back in August 1963).
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    As fate would have it, however, the truth I have been preaching
    apparently has gone in one ear and out the other.
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    It seems obvious that almost nobody wants facts and physical
    evidence. Almost no one seems to give a crap that they're
    being conned by the faculty of the University of Slimeballs.
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    Instead, they cling to outrageous claims and fairy tales dished
    out in reckless abandon by dishonest and totally corrupt
   "scientists"  who should be wearing orange jump suits or
    pinstripes with large six-digit numbers sewn on their shirt.
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    You see, physical anthropologists, paleontologists and
    archaeologists are phonier than an $8 bill when it comes
    to the truth about man's origin and ancestry.
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    They know it and so do I.
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    They are involved in a colossal conspiracy against mankind
    and their theory of man's evolution has been asinine since
    Day One.
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    Or, to put it another way:
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    <           CRIME IN RHYME
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    Evolutionists, their interests so vested
    And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
    Their deceit and deception
    Near the point of perfection
    If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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   Never in the history of History has as much physical evidence
   existed to debunk and destroy an existing scientific theory.
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   But it certainly DOES EXIST -- in spades -- concerning the theory
    of man's evolution (and other creatures, for that matter).
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   The discovery of thousands upon thousands of petrified bones,
    teeth and even soft organs -- SOME HUMAN -- between coal
    veins has proven that Charles Darwin's fable, "Origin of
Species,"
    isn't worth the papyrus it was written on.
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    It means that man, in almost our present form, had existed while
    -- perhaps even before -- anthracite was formed, and the most
    golden rule of geology is that coal is at least 280 million years
    old.
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   Therefore, these discoveries certainly offer the undeniable
   evidence that the majority of evolutionists, atheists and physical
   anthropologists  can't tell the difference between their ass and
   third base.
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   They are guilty of willful participation in a monumental
conspiracy
    against mankind.
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 WHAT HONEST SCIENCE LOOKS LIKE
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
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   State-of-the-art testing by American Medical Laboratories
    revealed that at least six of Ed Conrad's fossils, all bearing
    a distinct resemblance to human bones via human comparative
    anatomy, contain dried blood and, in some cases, other
    relative components.
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   This offers state-of-the-art scientific evidence that Ed Conrad
    is right and the arrogant, ignorant, pompous buffoons wearing
    the white coats and dunce hats are dead wrong.
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   The really scary part in all of this is how the bones, teeth and
   even soft organs got broken and petrified.
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   It can mean only one thing: The humans and animals that existed
   on earth eons ago were destroyed in an earth-shattering
   catastrophe.
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   Anyone -- and I certainly mean ANYONE -- who doubts that I have
  discovered thousands upon thousands of petrified remains of man and
  animals is a fraud and a phony.
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   The list includes the so-called "experts" at the Smithsonian
    Institution, the University of California at Berkeley, Harvard
    University, the U.S. Geological Survey, Penn State University,
    the Paleontological Research Institution, the University of
    Pennsylvania, talk.origins alt.atheism and tenured-fossil
    professors of anthropology, paleontology, geology, physics
    and atheism -- to mention just a few -- in America's
universities.
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   If you wonder WHY such a monumental hoax has long been
    perpetrated against mankind, rhere's a simple explanation and
    it boils down to the protection of vested interests.
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   The Scoundrels of Science are fully aware that siding with Truth
   can adversely affect their careers, their lucrative weekly
   paychecks and their cushy positions.
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   God forbid, they dare not make any waves. So the mind-boggling lie
  has gone on and on and on.
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   PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, SOFT ORGANS
    -- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
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   THE WORLD'S OLDEST HANDMADE TOOL
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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   OTHER FOSSILS FOUND IN ANTHRACITE SEAMS
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
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   Oh, you want more? Okay!
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   HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
    (Discovered Between Anthracite Veins)
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
  The following photos were taken while the human skull in the
  boulder, which weighs 662pounds,  was on display at international
exhibits in both Switzerland and Berlin, Germany.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SwitzerlandExhibit1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SwitzerlandExhibit2.jpg
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  Meanwhile, a variety of other state-of-the-art testing has
  confirmed that Ed Conrad's mind-boggling discoveries are
  NOT rocks or concretions but fossils of creatures that once
  lived, quite a few of them human.
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   They included testing for the presence of Haversian canals (the
    tell-tale sign of bone), CATscans, and SEM (scanning electronic
    microscope) investigation, to mention just a few.
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   And let's NOT FORGET that the late Wilton M. Krogman, one of
   the world's foremost human anatomists and author of the book,
   "The Human Skeleton in Forensic Medicine," had personally
   examined and tested one of the discoveries and concluded that
   it is a calvarium, a human skull with the eye sockets broken off.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
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   "COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
    I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST
    HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."
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    -- Wilton Krogman to a colleague
    after confirming fossi is a human skull
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
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   Scrapings from the object embedded in the boulder were tested
    by American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va. -- considered
    the most prestigious medical laboratory in the world -- which
    documented that they contain DRIED BLOOD.
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   AML had performed testing on at least a half-dozen of Ed Conrad's
   key specimens via Calculus Analysis by Crystallography, the
presence
   of blood was confirmed in an official "Final Report" authorized by
Dr.
   Nathan Sherman, director of laboratories.
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  Blood not only was found in the skull-like object embedded in the
  boulder but in the specimen that Krogman identified as a calvarium
  (a human skull with the eye sockets broken off),
  the fossil that he identified as a tibia; in two specimens that
  appear to be human jawbones, and in others.
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   It's important to note that highly respected Dr. Geoffrey Bourne,
   who had served as director of Yerkes Regional Primate Research
   Center for many years, had tested one of the discoveries between
   coal veins and identified it as B-O-N-E in written correspondence.
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   KROGMAN IDENTIFIED THIS FOSSIL AS A TIBIA
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/bones.jpg
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   Here's a petrified dinosaur foot still embedded in slate.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
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   Here are several views of a portion of a giant prehistoric
    scorpion identified as such by Krogman.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
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   RESEARCH BY AN HONEST SCIENTIST
    -- Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan --
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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http://wretchfossil.blogspot.com/2010/02/human-leg-bone-fossil-of-300-mya.html
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http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-539313
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   "We can forgive a child
    who is afraid of the dark.
    The real tragedy of life
    is when men are afraid
    of the light." -- Plato
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   and)
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   "You're not only fighting the man
    in the ring, Ed. You're also fighting
    the referee and the three judges."
    -- Clayton Lennon, philosopher
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