Aliens to Earth: Puny HUMANS, Your days are still numbered!

[Amal. P] - Wagga, Wagga, Australia  -  In what is turning out to be a
disturbing trend, human-alien abductees are claiming that they are
being given a very "unsettling" message about the end of "humanity."
These abductees have been shown a holographic book of Earth, that
projects in the short-term future human extinction.  This information
was compiled from  nine various abductees, two each from the U.S. and
Canada,  one each from  Denmark, Australia,  Zimbabwe, Yemen and a
young child from Greece who expressed fear and trepidation from these
revelations.

     All of the 'guests' describe a technique known as **mindscans**
where an extraterrestrial can scrutinize the contents of the subjects
memory in an instant.  In addition,  these abductees explained that
they were shown a 5-sense "video" multi-graphic display that can
stimulate all five senses (sight  smell, sound, touch and taste) that
seemed "all too real."   "They have an agenda that does not include
humans very  early on the next millennium," said one concerned
experiencer.  Another suggested that there are "millions upon
millions" of human-alien hybrids now, "waiting to take over.
Absolutely no humans will be there, not even the "TRAITORS"  that make
deals with them now, for high-technology  weapons,  minerals  and
other 'alien' gadgets."

    A government official said off the record, "Put yourself in our
shoes, what choice did we have.  We salivated when we thought we could
get our hands on the ultimate weapon."
Chimed one abductee upon hearing that statement, "Those weapons won't
do much good pretty soon."   More information will be given to the
general public when necessary, promised the government official.

The Traitor and Whorry, two useful idiots who post on usenet alien
groups, stated that they were "dumbfounded" and that they will
probably be added to a long list of debunkers who "just couldn't take
it anymore."

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