Mike Shipley also known by the honest researchers as Mike Shitley has
been found dead behind UUFODs (United UFO Debunkers) headquarters near
some CAVE dwellings at an undisclosed location.

Yet another debunker who has outlived his usefulness to the debunkers
cause has been dispatched.

Although considered rather GOOD news when a debunker meet his maker,
the question remains if this is yet another "Front" in war for Truth
by the debunker units.

Said Gen. Borman Killemall from the Honest Researchers battalion ,
"you can NEVER trust a debunkers motives, for they are simply NO GOOD;
and we eventually will win this war."

Good luck General in battling the debunkers for they are wily and
twisted in their methods and operations."

Good bye Shitely, you were like all the other debunkers: a complete
asshole!!

Peace out,

Sir A