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LAST GASP FOR EVOLUTION OF MAN
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    WASHINGTON, DC (Rueters) -- George
W. Bush, who will be required to stick
strictly to a teleprompter, will deliver the
main speech on Friday morning when
one Ed Conrad gives the Smithsonian
Institution the middle finger.
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  Mr. Conrad will give Wayne Clough, its
longtime Secretary, the petrified human
digit that proves -- once and for all -- that
your ancestors and mine were at least
as old as coal.

   The ceremony will take place in front of
the National Museum of Natural History
near the Oscar that the Smithsonian
won for making sure that Truth doesn't
get out of its closet.
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    This is a neat picture of Ed's middle finger
(along with its second-cousin, a petrified toe
that he discovered only a few feet away).
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
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   "Nobody likes getting the middle finger,
especially from other motorists, but we
here at the Smithsonian are delighted
and we're going to enjoy it very much,"
Clough probably will tell Sean Hannity in
an exclusive interview on Fox News.
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     Ed, the greatest fossil finder in the
history of History, found these incredible
mind-boggling 280-million-year-old artifacts
while searching for discarded beer and
soda cans off Route 54 near Mahanoy
City, Pa.
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     Incidentally, GWB has been instructed
to stick to the teleprompter -- no dozing off
at the mike -- because of the fear of more
boo-boo's like these which embarrassed
us while he was President.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlcE3HVRlRs
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OTHER PETRIFIED REMAINS -- MANY HUMAN --
THAT ED DISCOVERED BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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<   HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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Scrapings from the object embedded in the boulder were tested by
American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va. -- considered the
most prestigious medical laboratory in the world -- which documented
that they contain DRIED BLOOD.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate.gif
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And let's NOT FORGET that the late Wilton M. Krogman, one
of the world's foremost human anatomists and author of the book,
"The Human Skeleton in Forensic Medicine," had personally
examined and tested one of Ed's discoveries and concluded that
it's a calvarium, a human skull with the eye sockets broken off.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
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"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST
HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."
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      -- Wilton Krogman to a colleague
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
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<         OTHER MIND-BOGGLING DISCOVERIES
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<               WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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<                    EARS, JOHNNY!
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.genealogy/browse_thread/thread/1409ed3b4f7a7647
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http://www.edconrad.com
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
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http://www.edconrad.org

<           CRIME IN RHYME
Evolutionists, their interests so vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested
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"You're not only fighting the man
 in the ring, Ed. You're also fighting
 the referee and the three judges."
 <  -- Clayton Lennon, philosopher
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 "We can forgive a child
 who is afraid of the dark.
 The real tragedy of life
 is when men are afraid
 of the light."       -- Plato
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<                            "HELP!"
<            It's Like Pissing into the Wind
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_United_States_Senators
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_members_of_the_United_States_House_of_Representatives_by_seniority