Subject: EVOLUTIONISTS CAUGHT WITH SMOKING GUN
From: "Ed. Conrad" <ultimate.troll517@gmail.com>
Date: 12/05/2013, 22:06
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 THEY FACE CHARGES OF GLOBAL WARMING
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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 <                        AN EDITORIAL
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 You'd think at least ONE U.S. senator or congressman would
 have the balls to demand a scientific showdown between Ed
 Conrad and the Pseudo-Scientific Establishment in the wake of
 THE GREATEST CONSPIRACY IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORY.
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 Especially considering Ed's arsenal of physical evidence
 that proves man IS INDEED as old as coal and, consequently,
 the theory of man's evolution is a total sham (as the slimeball
 Con Artists continue to steal taxpayers' money).
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 But it's no surprise that their deceit, deception, collusion and
 conspiracy continue unchecked. After all, members of Congress
are only  concerned about protecting -- and repaying -- those
who helped  get them elected -- and, obviously, have to keep
them on their side to help them get re-elected.
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 They're smart enough to know which side of their bread
 is buttered on.
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 <                 A CASE IN POINT
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 Ed Conrad, in good faith, attempted to seek assistance from
 Sen. Al Gore Jr. some years ago when he was CHAIRMAN of
a key Scientific Committee but was told by his aide:
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 <             "Oh, the Senator NEVER gets
 <               involved in things like that!"
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/index_files/body_data/quotesnew.gif
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http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/hooton.gif
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 <     GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY
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      MAHANOY CITY, Pa. (Rueters) --
 Buckle your seat belt and hang on.
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      Ed Conrad, fit as a fiddle despite
 four bullet holes in his head after that
 horrible gunning accident, already is
 back to his old tricks.
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 <         CRIME IN RHYME
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 Evolutionists, their interests so vested
 And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
 Their deceit and deception
 Near the point of perfection
 If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested
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 EXCLUSIVE VIDEO OF ED CONRAD BEATING A DEAD HORSE
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 Make sure the kiddies are in the other room
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjoMQJf5vKI
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 Never in the history of History has as much physical evidence
 existed to debunk and destroy an existing scientific theory.
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 But it certainly DOES EXIST -- in spades -- concerning the theory
 of man's evolution (and other creatures, for that matter).
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 The discovery of thousands upon thousands of petrified bones,
 teeth and even soft organs -- SOME HUMAN -- between coal
 veins has proven that Charles Darwin's fable, "Origin of Species,"
 isn't worth the papyrus it was written on.
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 It means that man, in almost our present form, had existed while
 -- perhaps even before -- anthracite was formed, and a golden
 rule of geology is that coal is some 280 million years old.
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 Therefore, these discoveries offer the undeniable evidence
 that the majority of evolutionists, atheists and physical
 anthropologists can't tell the difference between their
 ass and third base.
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 They are guilty of willful participation in a monumental
 conspiracy against mankind.
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 <       WHAT HONEST SCIENCE LOOKS LIKE
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
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 State-of-the-art testing by American Medical Laboratories
 revealed that at least six of Ed Conrad's fossils, all bearing
 a distinct resemblance to human bones via comparative
 anatomy, CONTAIN DRIED BLOOD and, in some cases, other
 relative components.
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 This offers state-of-the-art scientific evidence that Ed Conrad
 is right and the arrogant, ignorant, pompous buffoons wearing
 the white coats and dunce hats are dead wrong.
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 A FEW OF ED CONRAD'S MIND-BOGGLING DISCOVERIES
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 < HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
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 <      AND
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 PETRIFIED FINGERS (Or is one possibly a toe?)
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
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 <      AND
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 HUMAN CRANIUM, IDENTIFIED AS SUCH BY TOP EXPERT
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Calvarium5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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 The late Wilton M. Krogman, one of the world's foremost human
 anatomists and author of the book, "The Human Skeleton in
 Forensic Medicine," had personally examined and tested the
 above specimen and concluded that it is a calvarium, a human
 skull with the eye sockets broken off.
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 "COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
 I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST
 HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."
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 -- Krogman to a colleague, confirming fossil is a human
 skull . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
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 <      AND
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 < A HUMAN FEMUR
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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 < RESEARCH BY AN HONEST SCIENTIST
 < Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan
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http://wretchfossil.blogspot.com/2010/02/human-leg-bone-fossil-of-300-mya.html#!/2010/02/human-leg-bone-fossil-of-300-mya.html
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http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-539313
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 The really scary part in all of this is how the bones, teeth and
 even soft organs got broken and petrified.
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 It can mean only one thing: The humans and animals that
 existed on earth eons ago had been virtually annihilated
in an earth-shattering  catastrophe.
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 Anyone -- and I certainly mean ANYONE -- who doubts I've
 discovered thousands upon thousands of petrified remains
 of man and animals -- blown to bits -- is a fraud and a phony.
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 The list includes the so-called "experts" at the Smithsonian
 Institution, the University of California at Berkeley, Harvard
 University, the U.S. Geological Survey, Penn State University,
 the Paleontological Research Institution, the University of
 Pennsylvania and tenured-fossil professors of anthropology,
 paleontology, geology, physics and atheism -- to mention just
 a few -- in America's universities.
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 TIME TO END THE MONKEY BUSINESS
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http://www.thethreemonkeys.com/175%20Meiji.jpg
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 WHY has this colossal hoax been making a monkey of Truth?
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 It boils down to the protection of vested interests. The
 Scoundrels of Science are fully aware that siding with Truth
 can adversely affect their careers, their lucrative weekly
 paychecks and their cushy positions.
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 God forbid, they dare not make any waves. So the mind-boggling
 lie has gone on and on and on.
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 OTHER HUMAN REMAINS FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/newtibia2.jpg
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 Krogman identified the above fossil as a tibia.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
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 WORLD'S OLDEST MAN-MADE TOOL?
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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 < A FEW OTHER DISCOVERIES
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
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 <     MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com/
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 Meanwhile, other state-of-the-art testing has confirmed
 that Ed Conrad's mind-boggling discoveries are neither
 rocks nor concretiions but fossils of creatures that once
 inhabited earth, quite a few of them human.
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 They included testing for the presence of Haversian canals
 (the tell-tale sign of bone), CAT-scans, and SEM (scanning
 electronic microscope) investigation, to mention just a few.
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 Scrapings from the object embedded in the boulder were
 tested by American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va.
 -- considered the most prestigious medical laboratory in
 the world -- which documented they contain DRIED BLOOD.
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 AML had tested at least a half-dozen of Ed Conrad's key
 specimens via Calculus Analysis by Crystallography. The
 presence of blood was confirmed in more than a half-dozen
 inan official "Final Report" authorized by Dr. Nathan
 Sherman, director of laboratories.
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 Blood not ony was found in the skull-like object embedded
 in the boulder but in the specimen that Krogman identified
 as a calvarium; the human skull with the eye sockets broken
 off; the fossil that he identified as a tibia; in two specimens
 that bear a distinct resemblance to human jawbones, and
 in others.
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 It's important to note that highly respected Dr. Geoffrey Bourne,
 who served as director of Yerkes Regional Primate Research
 Center for many years, had tested one of the discoveries between
 coal veins and identified it as B-O-N-E in written correspondence.
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 Meanwhile, here's a microscopic photo of one of Ed Conrad's
 specimens compared to bone that is not petrified. The Haversian
 canals -- the pinholes -- are visible in both.
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page4_files/body_data/thefactthat.gif
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 FIRST, THE CELLULAR STRUCTURE OF BONE
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page4_files/body_data/textbook.gif
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 Microscopic photo below was taken of granules that were removed
 from the specimen resembling a human skull embedded in the boulder .
 They reveal Haversian canals, the telltale indicator of bone. This
 photo
 as taken at 400X, using top lighting and a dark field. It is
important
 to note that, because of height differential, portions of the photo
 are
 blurry.
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page4_files/body_data/proof1.jpg
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 <   AND NOW FOR A MICROSCOPIC SURFACE PHOTO
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/sem_files/bones.jpg
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 Here's a petrified dinosaur foot still embedded in slate.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
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 Several views of a strange specimen which Krogman identified
 as a portion of a giant prehistoric scorpiion.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
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 WHERE THESE FOSSILS WERE FOUND
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 Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins
 beneath Mahanoy City, Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid,
 meteor or comet having struck the earth and offering undeniable
 physical evidence of a catastrophe.
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 Click on the URL to make it larger (or dab lightly with Viagra).
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 <          THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
 <                      "Oh, the Humanity"
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http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383101&p=61
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 Humbly submitted by ED CONRAD
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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 <         Please don't shoot his eyes out.
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 For more photos of Ed, visit your local Post Office wall.
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 SAVE ED'S OTHER WEB PAGE FOR A RAINY DAY
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http://www.edconrad.org
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