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To: disclose.tv...@yahoo.com
Subject: GIVE THIS TO YOUR LAWYER
Date: Sat., May 18, 2013

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
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I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT I HAVE BEEN BANNED
FROM DISCLOSE.TV FOR LIFE (FOR THE FOURTH OR FIFTH
TIME) AND IT CAME AS SUCH A SHOCK, I BELIEVE I HAVE
JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK.
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I AM WAITING FOR THE AMBULANCE TO TAKE ME TO THE
HOSPITAL AND YOU, OBVIOUSLY, ARE RESPONSIBLE.
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WHERE SHOULD I SEND THE HOSPITAL BILLS AND AGAINST
WHOM SHOULD I FILE MY LAWSUIT?
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PS: MY LAWYER JUST TOLD ME TO ASK EXACTLY
HOW MUCH YOUR OWNERS ARE WORTH.
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ALSO, DO THEY KEEP ANY MONEY IN SWISS BANKS?
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PLEASE REPLY SOONEST.
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Good, I see that the ambulance has just arrived . . .
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This is Charlie, the ambulance attendant. Disregard
the previous message. Mr. Conrad expired on the way
to the hospital..
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PS: I found this in his shirt pocket . . .
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http://www.jaxshells.org/goose018.jpg
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PLEASE TELL THE PSEUDO-SCIENTISTS THEIR GOOSE IS COOKED
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http://www.batesandmills.com/files/3201835311_7867361e0d.jpg
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 Ed Conrad is now on Twitter.
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 MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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http://www.edconrad.com
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AND
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 PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
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http://www.edconrad.org
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PPS: I also found this scrap of paper in his pants pocket in the
vicinity of his left testicle.
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 "We can forgive a child
 who is afraid of the dark.
 The real tragedy of life
 is when men are afraid
 of the light."      -- Plato