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This is Atty. Melvin Goldberg of the law firm of O'Brien, O'Toole,
O'Connor and Goldberg in Lower Manhattan.
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Our new client -- one Ed Conrad -- has informed us that he's
pretty sure he's going to be sued from here to Kingdom Come
for his on-going slanderous remarks about members of the
Scientific Establishment.
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Mr. Conrad fears he'll lose not only all of his money but also
his pants in a class-action law suit currently being prepared
by atheists, evolutionists, The Smithsonian, talk.origins news
group and boards of directors (in some cases trustees or regents)
at some of the world's most prestigious colleges and universities.
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(In fact, rumor has it that the Catholic Church also may try to be
part of the class-action lawsuit  because, unless you were born
yesterday, you're aware  that even the Vatican is rather upset
that Ed has been claiming that NOBODY BURNS IN HELL.)
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As for the sci folks, they vehemently insist Mr. Conrad has slandered
them all over the Internet by calling them, among other disgusting
comments,  "a bunch  of phonies" -- his words, certainly not ours .
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Ed, almost on a daily basis for the past 20 years or so, has been
charging them with collusion, conspiracy, deceit and deception
 -- not to mention tampering with physical evidence in some cases --
while perpetrating the monumental  fraud of the Darwin Theory
of (man's) Evolution,
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Ed, you see, has assured our law office that HE IS RIGHT -- and
that the theory is even phonier than a crisp new $8 bill.
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In fact, he has been proclaiming for decades that the Darwin Theory
doesn't contain enough physical evidence to fit on the head of a pin.
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Granted, we here at O'Brien, O'Toole, O'Connor and Goldberg have
no opinion as to whether Our Client is right and the entire Scientific
Establishment is wrong. This is because three of us -- except for
Attorney O'Brien -- flunked most of our science classes in law school.
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However, we have taken this case because miracles DO HAPPEN
and Mr. Conrad may get only a slap on the wrist while being described
by The Judge as a harmless kook -- but, whatever the outcome,
we have taken on this case because things have been very slow
in our law office lately and we certainly can  use the extra cash.
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Despite the mountain of evidence that undoubtedly will be stacked
against Mr. Conrad, perhaps a miracle WILL HAPPEN.
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This indeed is a possibility because, after all, Ed is -- or  was --
a very good friend of David Fellin whom most of you know was
--  and probably still is -- a very, very good friend of God.
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Click on
http://www.edconrad.org
if you don't believe him.
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"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light."       -- Plato
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