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     Father Guido Sarducci got the ball rolling on his
new prognostication career today by identifying
who'll win this year's Super Bowl.
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     It was the Holy Man's very first prediction after
replacing the late Michel de Nostradamus who, critics
say, was shooting blanks in his prognostications in
recent years and had to be replaced.
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     Consequently, the popular Google newsgroup --
 alt.prophecies.nostradamus -- has been shitcanned
and predictions about future events will now appear
in alt.prophecies.father-sarducci.
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     Incidentally, Father Sarducci's prediction of next Sunday's
Super Bowl can be found in alt.prophecies.father-sarducci.
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Here The Padre shows how close the losing team will come
to winning.
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http://www.fathersarducci.com/images/sarduccioval.gif
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In case you haven't heard, quatrains written by Father Guido
Sarucci soon will be gracing the Padre's new newsgroup --
alt.prophecies.father-sarducci.

It will replace alt.prophecies.nostradamus which has fallen
flat with predictions over the past few years.
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Father Sarducci proved his worth in spades a few months
ago when he defied astronomical odds and correctly
identified the choice of the new Pope.
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The Holy Man, who types with two fingers, spent some two
or three hours working on this quatrain-- his very first --
and he sure hopes you like it.
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Evolutionists, with such bullcrap they spit.
On their brains, used as cushions, they sit.
Their end's sure in sight.
Whether suicide or fright.
Let's give credit Ed for giving them a fit.
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BET YOU'VE BEEN DYING TO READ THIS
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http://www.edconrad.org
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Then this:
http://www.edconrad.com
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TIME TO END THE MONKEY BUSINESS
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66