* BOUNCING BALLS OFF OF
     CHILDREN'S HEADS FOR PRACTICE
     AND DURING EVENTS
     (muhammad ali)
     CHILDREN'S SKULLS !

  *  MORE INJURIES WITH SOCCER
      THAN OTHER SPORTS

  *  PSYCHOTIC INSANE FANS
      REEKING HAVOC AND VIOLENCE
      EVERYWHERE !

 *   WHEN COMPARED TO RUGBY
      (A MAN'S SPORT)
      SOCCER (futbol) IS VERY "gay"

 *   SHOE-LESS IDIOT BOB MARLEY
      AND HIS FOOT INJURY . . . . DEATH
      BECAUSE OF SOCCER !
      "NO FEAR FOR ATOMIC ENERGY"
      "TIRED OF HEARING JESUS NAME"
      SHOE-LESS IDIOT PLAYING ROME'S SPORT !


ANNE COULTER:
http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2014-06-25.html
http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2014-07-02.html


I've held off on writing about soccer for a decade -- or about the length of
the average soccer game -- so as not to offend anyone. But enough is enough.
Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral
decay.

(1) Individual achievement is not a big factor in soccer. In a real sport,
players fumble passes, throw bricks and drop fly balls -- all in front of a
crowd. When baseball players strike out, they're standing alone at the
plate. But there's also individual glory in home runs, touchdowns and
slam-dunks.

In soccer, the blame is dispersed and almost no one scores anyway. There are
no heroes, no losers, no accountability, and no child's fragile self-esteem
is bruised. There's a reason perpetually alarmed women are called "soccer
moms," not "football moms."

Do they even have MVPs in soccer? Everyone just runs up and down the field
and, every once in a while, a ball accidentally goes in. That's when we're
supposed to go wild. I'm already asleep.

(2) Liberal moms like soccer because it's a sport in which athletic talent
finds so little expression that girls can play with boys. No serious sport
is co-ed, even at the kindergarten level.

(3) No other "sport" ends in as many scoreless ties as soccer. This was an
actual marquee sign by the freeway in Long Beach, California, about a World
Cup game last week: "2nd period, 11 minutes left, score: 0:0." Two hours
later, another World Cup game was on the same screen: "1st period, 8 minutes
left, score: 0:0." If Michael Jackson had treated his chronic insomnia with
a tape of Argentina vs. Brazil instead of Propofol, he'd still be alive,
although bored.

Even in football, by which I mean football, there are very few scoreless
ties -- and it's a lot harder to score when a half-dozen 300-pound bruisers
are trying to crush you.

(4) The prospect of either personal humiliation or major injury is required
to count as a sport. Most sports are sublimated warfare. As Lady Thatcher
reportedly said after Germany had beaten England in some major soccer game:
Don't worry. After all, twice in this century we beat them at their national
game.

Baseball and basketball present a constant threat of personal disgrace. In
hockey, there are three or four fights a game -- and it's not a stroll on
beach to be on ice with a puck flying around at 100 miles per hour. After a
football game, ambulances carry off the wounded. After a soccer game, every
player gets a ribbon and a juice box.

(5) You can't use your hands in soccer. (Thus eliminating the danger of
having to catch a fly ball.) What sets man apart from the lesser beasts,
besides a soul, is that we have opposable thumbs. Our hands can hold things.
Here's a great idea: Let's create a game where you're not allowed to use
them!

(6) I resent the force-fed aspect of soccer. The same people trying to push
soccer on Americans are the ones demanding that we love HBO's "Girls,"
light-rail, Beyonce and Hillary Clinton. The number of New York Times
articles claiming soccer is "catching on" is exceeded only by the ones
pretending women's basketball is fascinating.

I note that we don't have to be endlessly told how exciting football is.

(7) It's foreign. In fact, that's the precise reason the Times is constantly
hectoring Americans to love soccer. One group of sports fans with whom
soccer is not "catching on" at all, is African-Americans. They remain
distinctly unimpressed by the fact that the French like it.

(8) Soccer is like the metric system, which liberals also adore because it's
European. Naturally, the metric system emerged from the French Revolution,
during the brief intervals when they weren't committing mass murder by
guillotine.

Despite being subjected to Chinese-style brainwashing in the public schools
to use centimeters and Celsius, ask any American for the temperature, and
he'll say something like "70 degrees." Ask how far Boston is from New York
City, he'll say it's about 200 miles.

Liberals get angry and tell us that the metric system is more "rational"
than the measurements everyone understands. This is ridiculous. An inch is
the width of a man's thumb, a foot the length of his foot, a yard the length
of his belt. That's easy to visualize. How do you visualize 147.2
centimeters?

(9) Soccer is not "catching on." Headlines this week proclaimed "Record U.S.
ratings for World Cup," and we had to hear -- again -- about the "growing
popularity of soccer in the United States."

The USA-Portugal game was the blockbuster match, garnering 18.2 million
viewers on ESPN. This beat the second-most watched soccer game ever: The
1999 Women's World Cup final (USA vs. China) on ABC. (In soccer, the women's
games are as thrilling as the men's.)

Run-of-the-mill, regular-season Sunday Night Football games average more
than 20 million viewers; NFL playoff games get 30 to 40 million viewers; and
this year's Super Bowl had 111.5 million viewers.

Remember when the media tried to foist British soccer star David Beckham and
his permanently camera-ready wife on us a few years ago? Their arrival in
America was heralded with 24-7 news coverage. That lasted about two days.
Ratings tanked. No one cared.

If more "Americans" are watching soccer today, it's only because of the
demographic switch effected by Teddy Kennedy's 1965 immigration law. I
promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching
soccer. One can only hope that, in addition to learning English, these new
Americans will drop their soccer fetish with time.

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PARIS -- Soccer fans have decided to prove me wrong about soccer being a
fruity sport by spending the last week throwing hissy fits. This, in defense
of a "sport" where the losing players cry on camera.

The massive and hysterical response to my jovial sports piece proves how
right I was. Nothing explains the uniform, Borg-like caterwauling, but that
soccer is a game for beret-wearers. Most of the articles attacking me are
verbless strings of obscenities, their subject matter identified only in the
title.

Consequently, I've decided to emulate The New York Times, which runs the
exact same column, year after year, "Soccer Catches On, Take 27," by
re-running mine on how excruciatingly boring soccer is.

This past week has allowed me to add several new items to my list of
grievances.

Further proof that soccer is a game for girls: Since my column came out, a
guy from the Paraguay team (Uruguay? Who cares?) was caught biting an
opponent in a match. Not punching. Not a cross-body block. BITING! How long
can it be until we see hair-pulling in soccer?

I was in Paris the night Algeria played Russia, prompting hordes of drunken
Algerians to riot on the Champs Elysees, hanging out of cars, yelling and
honking all night. V-Day was not celebrated with as much enthusiasm.

This was for a game that ended in a tie. Yes, a TIE -- an exhilarating 1-1
final score. I don't speak Arabic, but I assume they were shouting something
like, "WE TIED! WE TIED! WE TIED!"

So in a 100-minute game, something happened two times and nothing happened
98 times.

As with Algeria's glorious 1-1 tie game against Russia, Team USA tied
Portugal and lost to Germany -- and then advanced. How did the U.S. fail to
win in two straight games, but advance in this apparently interminable
tournament? I believe we are witnessing the implementation of that favorite
rule of soccer moms: "Everybody's a winner!!!"

The reason there are so many fights among spectators at soccer games is to
compensate for the tedium. Fans feel like they're watching a sport, so there
ought to be excitement someplace. Even the players would rather watch the
action in the stands than what's happening on the field.

Being in France does expose me to a way of life that illustrates why
foreigners like soccer so much. The BBC News network proves that Europeans
are incapable of being bored.

You can never tell how much time is left in soccer, which only adds to the
agony. The refs keep extending the game like snippy hall monitors with their
little red cards and yellow cards.

Another crucial role of the refs is to stop the games for a "heat rest."
Tell that to NFL players in New Orleans or Miami, where regular-season games
have reached temperatures of over 100 degrees. Two Super Bowls hit
temperatures above 80 degrees -- and football players are wearing about 100
pounds of gear, not the airy frocks of soccer players.

NFL players have died of heat stroke. The only risk of death in a soccer
game is when some Third World peasant goes on a murderous rampage after a
bad call.

Among the least obscenity-laced attacks on my soccer column was one written
by two twits who work for the Huffington Post, Nick Wing and Paige Lavender.
They denounce me for my ignorance of soccer, after scouring Wikipedia for
several amazing facts about the game.

I say that soccer is mind-numbing because all they do is run up and down the
field? Why, Wing and Lavender are just chock-full of little statistics: Did
you know that all players on a team run an average of 62 miles per game?

Now that really makes soccer interesting! Watching people run 62 miles by
circumnavigating a big field all day with no scoring!

Catherine Thompson sniped in Talking Points Memo: "It's worth noting that
aside from the Olympics, the World Cup is really the only occasion when an
American audience gets a chance to cheer on a national -- rather than a
regional -- sports team. But apparently that doesn't jibe with Coulter's
vision of patriotism."

Aside from the Olympics? Yes, and aside from ABBA, Fiendens musik is the
biggest Swedish rock band. Aside from that gigantic "aside from," it's still
not true. Has Thompson ever heard of the Ryder Cup, the Davis Cup or the
America's Cup? Apparently, those competitions don't jibe with Thompson's
vision of patriotism.

Unless they're trying to impress a boy, most girls don't especially like
football. Vice versa for men and ballet. I've never known either sex to care
at all -- much less obsessively browbeat the opposite sex about it. Why must
soccer fans get in such a snit about people who hate soccer?

Another denunciation of me came from The Washington Post's sports reporter,
Mike Wise. To fully appreciate his critique of my soccer column, you must
look up his photo right now.

Done? OK, in addition to calling soccer "futbol," Wise writes, "I like to
think we are now deeper, more internationally sophisticated" -- which he
demonstrates by squealing at me, "Get off my pitch, lady." Why, precisely,
is it so vitally important that we join "an international sports community"?
Doesn't this guy have something better to do than make-believe he likes
soccer? Like practice his hair-pulling?






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