Subject: WE NEED BIGGER BALLS IN OUR HALLOWED HALLS
From: Ed Conrad
Date: 20/09/2014, 01:39
Newsgroups: alt.paranet.ufo

It has now been three weeks since Sen. Jay
Rockefeller and Rep. Lamar Smith were informed
about the greatest conspiracy in the history
of History,

To wit, the discovery of petrified human remains
between anthracite coal veins in Pennsylvania.

And, much more importantly, they were informed
about the Scientific Establishment's total deceit,
deception, collusion and conspiracy involved in
keeping these monumental discoveries from the
public's eye.
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You see, these mind-boggling findings relegate
Darwin's theory of man's evolution to the garbage
heap, bound for burial forever inside some dirty
old landfill.

Exactly three weeks ago I brought this matter to
the attention of these esteemed gentlemen but so
far there has been absolutely no reply.

And not having heard a blessed word from Senator
Rockefeller or Rep. Smith, I'm now sort of wondering
in which bed they sleep on some of their nights in
Washington, D.C.

Might it be at 1000 Jefferson Drive SW?

Could it be under comfy covers on Secretary Wayne
Clough's roll-a-bed in his office at the Smithsonian
Institution? (If so, I certainly hope there's enough
Vaseline to go around.)

Mr. Rockefeller, you aren't an average senator. You're
chairman of the U.S. Senate's Committee on Commerce,
SCIENCE and Transportation.

And you, Congressman Smith, are also pretty special --
chairman of the House Committee on SCIENCE, Space
and Technology.

Consequently, you both have a duty and a responsibility
to get involved in this sordid matter. I'm sure you agree,
YOU HAVE NO ALTERNATIVE. You are unfortunately caught
in the middle

I trust you will have the decency to contact me immediately
-- if not sooner -- so together we can finally remove the
stench of sheer fiction about our past and replace it with
the fresh air of fact about our true origin and ancestry.
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When is Jay Rockefeller, the esteemed senator from
West Virginia -- chairman of the U.S. Senate Committee
on Commerce, SCIENCE and Transportation -- going
to live up to the position he has held since 2009?

When is Lamar Smith, the esteemed congressman
from Texas -- chairman of the House Committee on
SCIENCE, Space and Technology -- going to do HIS
job as well?
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Hell, total corruption in America's scientific community
abounds all around them -- and yet both seemingly
twiddle their thumbs and make it appear that all
is well.
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Shame on you, Senator Rockefeller.

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Shame on you, Rep. Smith.
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Gentlemen, you must be blind not to be aware that
the scientific community is being raked over the coals
by me for the deceit, deception, collusion and conspiracy
it has been waging against truth -- and me, in particular --
over these past three decades.
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As you may or may not know -- if you don't, you've been
living in a vacuum -- I've discovered petrified human
remains between coal veins that blows the roof right off
the evolutionary bullshit concerning man's origin.
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If found to be true -- and be assured, IT IS -- those
knuckleheads inside The Smithsonian Institution and
in America's "most prestigious universities" have been
engaged in a deceitful plot to prevent a more reasonable
explanation of our presence on earth than appears in
Charlie Darwin's fairy tales.

See, Senator Rockefeller and Rep. Smith, the undeniable
gall of the pseudo-scientific establishment is there for
every honest man to see -- and for every decent human
being to get quite angry about.
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Here are just three of the human petrified bones that
I've discovered between anthracite seams:
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State-of-the-art scientific testing by the very best
laboratories in the nation (and other countries) have
proven beyond a doubt that I am right and those Sad
Sack clowns in their white coats (so eager to protect
their unscrupulous vested interests) are dead wrong.
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Gentlemen, it's time you showed some balls and help
prove, once and for all that we (the few honest researchers
out there) and I are absolutely correct in the assessment
of the human fossils discovered between coal veins (along
with thousands upon thousands of petrified bones of
arious animals, including a giant prehistoric scorpion).

It's time you also showed intestinal fortitude in my
accusation that even the biggest names in anthropology,
paleontology, archaeology, biology and geology -- including
the Smithsonian Institution -- are in cahoots while keeping
mankind in the dark about the more plausible truth of the
age of the human race and our ancestry.
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You see, gentlemen, you not only have a duty but a
responsibility to pursue honest and proper scientific
investigation if there is even a hint of the conspiracy
I have brought before (which indeed I have).

Believe me, THERE IS  A CONSPIRACY.AGAINST TRUTH.
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Let me point out  where the clean-up should begin
 . . . THE SMITHSONIAN!
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To prove my point, here's an exchange of written
correspondence three decades ago between its top
official and the late longtime Congressman Gus Yatron
of Pennsylvania.

It appears on my web page: http://www.edconrad.com

   "It's important to emphasize that, when Ed was
getting the royal runaround from the Smithsonian
in the honest investigation of his specimens, he
brought the matter to the attention of Gus Yatron,
his congressman, in 1984.
   "Ed pulled no punches with Yatron, accusing the
Smithsonian of a lack of integrity concerning the
honest investigation of his specimens.
   "Yatron's office then diplomatically contacted
the Smithsonian on Ed's behalf and, in response,
was promptly greeted with an extremely sarcastic,
hostile letter from the office of Secretary Robert
McCormick Adams, its top administrator,
 
SMITHSONIAN'S OFFICIAL RESPONSE
TOTALLY LACKING IN CREDIBILITY

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ED ACCUSES THE SMITHSONIAN OF LYING
-- TO A  CONGRESSMAN, FOR GOD'S SAKE!
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Thank you for listening, Sen. Rockefeller and Rep.
Smith. I think -- I KNOW -- you are decent, honest
human beings trying to do your best not only for
your constituents but for your country as well.
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However, you have NO alternative in this one.
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YOU HAVE TO DO BETTER. You have to get down
to the bottom of the charges presented so clearly
and emphatically against the Scoundrels of Science.
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We -- you and I and all of us -- deserve no less
but to know the truth and wherever they lead in the
education and knowledge about ourselves and our
humanity.

Truth and  integrity once was our birthright.
I trust it still is.
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 is when men are afraid
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Evolutionists, their interests so vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested
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Never in the history of History has as much physical
evidence existed to debunk and destroy an existing
scientific theory.
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But it certainly DOES EXIST -- in spades -- concerning
the theory of man's evolution (and other creatures,
for that matter).
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The discovery of thousands upon thousands of petrified
bones, teeth and even soft organs -- SOME HUMAN --
between coal veins has proven that Charles Darwin's
fable, "Origin of Species" isn't worth the papyrus
it was written on.
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It means that man, in almost our present form, had
existed while anthracite was formed, and the most
golden rule of geology is that coal is at least
280 million years old.
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Therefore, these discoveries certainly offer the
undeniable evidence that the majority of evolutionists,
atheists and physical anthropologists can't tell the
difference between their ass and third base.
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They are guilty of willful participation in a monumental
conspiracy against mankind.
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State-of-the-art testing by American Medical Labs
revealed that at least six of Ed Conrad's fossils, all
bearing a distinct resemblance to human bones via human
comparative anatomy, contain dried blood and, in some
cases, other relative components.
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This offers state-of-the-art scientific evidence that
Ed Conrad is right and the arrogant, ignorant, pompous
buffoons wearing the white coats and dunce hats are
dead wrong.
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The really scary part in all of this is how the bones,
teeth and even soft organs got broken and petrified.
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It can mean only one thing: The humans and animals
that existed on earth eons ago were destroyed in an
earth-shattering catastrophe.
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Anyone -- and I certainly mean ANYONE -- who doubts
that I've discovered thousands upon thousands of
petrified remains of man and animals is a fraud and
a phony.
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The list includes the so-called "experts" at the
Smithsonian Institution, the University of California
at Berkeley, Harvard University, the U.S. Geological
Survey, Penn State University, the Paleontological
Research Institution, the University of Pennsylvania
and tenured-fossil professors of anthropology,
paleontology, geology, physics and atheism -- to
mention just a few -- in America's universities.
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I can ask "Why?" But I don't have to since I know
WHY this hoax has long been perpetrated against mankind.
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It boils down to the protection of vested interests. The
Scoundrels of Science are fully aware that siding with
Truth can adversely affect their careers, their lucrative
weekly paychecks and their cushy positions.
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God forbid, they dare not make any waves. So the mind-
oggling lie has gone on and on and on.
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PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, SOFT ORGANS
-- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND  BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
      (Discovered Between Anthracite Veins)
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The following photos were taken while the human skull in
the boulder was on display at an international exhibit
in Berlin, Germany.
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Meanwhile, a variety of other state-of-the-art testing
has confirmed that Ed Conrad's mind-boggling discoveries
are Neither rocks nor concretions but fossils of creatures
that once lived, quite a few of them human.
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They included testing for the presence of Haversian
canals (the tell-tale sign of bone), CATscans, and
SEM (scanning electronic microscope) investigation,
to mention just a few.
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And let's NOT FORGET that the late Wilton M. Krogman,
one of the world's foremost human anatomists and
author of the book,"The Human Skeleton in Forensic
Medicine," had personally examined and tested one
of the discoveries and concluded that it's a calvarium,
a human skull with the eye sockets broken off.
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"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST
HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."
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Scrapings from the object embedded in the boulder were tested
by American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va. --
considered the most prestigious medical laboratory in the
world -- which documented that they contain DRIED BLOOD.
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AML had performed testing on at least a half-dozen of Ed
Conrad's key specimens via Calculus Analysis by Crystal-
ography, the presence of blood was confirmed in an official
"Final Report" authorized by Dr. Nathan Sherman, director
of laboratories.
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Blood not only was found in the skull-like object embedded
in the boulder but in the specimen that Krogman identified
as a calvarium, a human skull with the eye sockets broken
off; the fossil that he identified as a tibia; in two
specimens that appear to be human jawbones, and in others.
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It's important to note that highly respected Dr. Geoffrey
Bourne, who had served as director of Yerkes Regional
Primate Research Center for many years, had tested one
of the discoveries between coal veins and identified it
as B-O-N-E in written correspondence.
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KROGMAN IDENTIFIED THIS FOSSIL AS A TIBIA
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Here's a petrified dinosaur foot still embedded in slate.
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Here are several views of a portion of a giant prehistoric
scorpion identified as such by Krogman.
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"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light."  -- Plato
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"You're not only fighting the man
in the ring, Ed. You're also fighting
the referee and the three judges."
    -- Clayton Lennon, philosopher
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"Actually, we're only
in kindergarten in the
School of Knowledge."
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Well worth reading, too!
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REVISED LIST OF EVOLUTION BULLSHIT ARTISTS
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 American Anthropological Association
 American Association of Physical Anthropologists
 American Board of Forensic Anthropology
 American Society of Primatologists
 American Academy of Forensic Sciences
 The British Academy
 Institute of Human Origins
 The Leakey Foundation
 Palaeo-anthropology Society
 University Departments (Brainwashing101)
 Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
 School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
 Anthropology) Arizona State University
 Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
 Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
 Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
 Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
 Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
 Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
 Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
 Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
 Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
 Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
 Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
 Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
 Anthropology Department, Indiana University
 Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
 Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
 Department of Anthropology, New York University
 Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel
Hill
 Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
 Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
 Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
 Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
 Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford UnIversity
 Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
 Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
 Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
 Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
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 Archaeological Institute of America
 Association for Feminist Anthropology
 Association of Black Anthropologists
 Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
 Human Biology Association
 Paleoanthropology Society
 Society for American Archaeology
 Society for Historical Archaeology
 Society for Archaeological Sciences
 Society for Applied Anthropology
 Society for Economic Anthropology
 Society for Ethnomusicology
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 UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
 Northeastern Anthropological Association
 Eastern States Archaeological Federation
 Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
 Archaeological Society of Connecticut
 Maine Archaeological Society
 Massachusetts Archaeological Society
 New Hampshire Archeological Society
 New York State Archaeological Association
 Vermont Archaeological Society
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INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
 International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
 Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
 Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
 Canadian Archaeological Association
 Canadian Anthropology Society
 Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
 Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
 European Association of Social Anthropologists
 Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora / NewZealand
 Council for British Archaeology
 Society for Industrial Archaeology
 Society of Africanist Archaeologists