Subject: MEET YOUR GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGREAT-GREAT-GRANDPA
From: Ed Conrad
Date: 21/03/2015, 15:09
Newsgroups: alt.paranet.ufo

         JUST A FEW HUMAN REMAINS THAT WERE
         DISCOVERED BETWEEN ANTHRACITE VEINS
 
    (See if you can recognize any of his body parts)

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HUMAN FINGERS (Granted, Little Brother may actually be a toe.)

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg

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HUMAN SKULL (Calvarium)

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG

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ANOTHER HUMAN SKULL (Embedded in a 662-pound boulder)

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/z2_2.jpg

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HUMAN FEMUR (Shown as it was found partially embedded in slate)

http://philippelopes.free.fr/EdConradFemurPetrifiePennsylvanie.jpg

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HUMAN TIBIA

http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/newtibia2.jpg

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HUMAN MANDIBLES (Jawbones)

http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanJaw3.jpg

What a frontal portion of a human mandible looks like:

http://health-pictures.com/bone/images/mandible.jpg

Side view of a portion of a human mandible.

http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath/page6_files/body_data/conrad.jpg

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HUMAN GALLBLADDER  (CAT-scan revealed a gallstone)

http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/GallBladder1.jpg

What a human gallbladder looks like:

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/images/ency/fullsize/8790.jpg

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HUMAN BRAIN  (One of its two hemispheres)

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg

What one hemisphere of a human brain looks like.

http://images.encyclopedia.com/utility/image.aspx?id=2793408&imagetype=Hero

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HUMAN PENIS

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg

What a human penis looks like.

http://www.mushroomjohn.org/penis/penis4.jpg

Whoops! Wrong photo! I'm told this actually is a mushroom.
     Here's the petrified penis.(My sincere apology.)

http://tcmdiscovery.com/BasicTheoryofTCM/UploadPic/2013-5/201352821311435016.jpg

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HEY, CAPITOL HILL, IS ANYONE HOME?

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.folklore.urban/kWDFkcotpH8

http://www.edconrad.com

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This message HAS NOT been brought to you by:

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg

 Smithsonian Institution
 Penn State University
 
 (who really, REALLY are giving Truth a good screwing)  
 
 and, of course,

 American Anthropological Association
 American Association of Physical Anthropologists
 American Board of Forensic Anthropology
 American Society of Primatologists
 American Academy of Forensic Sciences
 The British Academy
 Institute of Human Origins
 The Leakey Foundation
 Palaeo-anthropology Society
 University Departments (Brainwashing101)
 Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
 School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
 Anthropology) Arizona State University
 Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
 Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
 Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
 Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
 Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
 Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
 Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
 Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
 Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
 Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
 Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
 Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
 Anthropology Department, Indiana University
 Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
 Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
 Department of Anthropology, New York University
 Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel
Hill
 Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
 Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
 Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
 Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
 Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford UnIversity
 Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
 Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
 Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
 Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
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 Archaeological Institute of America
 Association for Feminist Anthropology
 Association of Black Anthropologists
 Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
 Human Biology Association
 Paleoanthropology Society
 Society for American Archaeology
 Society for Historical Archaeology
 Society for Archaeological Sciences
 Society for Applied Anthropology
 Society for Economic Anthropology
 Society for Ethnomusicology
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 UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
 Northeastern Anthropological Association
 Eastern States Archaeological Federation
 Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
 Archaeological Society of Connecticut
 Maine Archaeological Society
 Massachusetts Archaeological Society
 New Hampshire Archeological Society
 New York State Archaeological Association
 Vermont Archaeological Society
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 INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
 International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
 Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
 Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
 Canadian Archaeological Association
 Canadian Anthropology Society
 Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
 Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
 European Association of Social Anthropologists
 Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora / NewZealand
 Council for British Archaeology
 Society for Industrial Archaeology
 Society of Africanist Archaeologists

      PLEASE DON'T SHOOT MY EYES OUT

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg