Subject: Neutronics demo ashland,or apr 15th
From: system@ashland.or.us
Date: 20/03/2016, 23:41
Newsgroups: alt.paranet.science,alt.paranet.ufo,tor.general

 ..got 4 new neutronium devices, small tactical weapons of war,
 made to order, and yes I have a d&b cage# as HB Services,
  anyone wanting to finally get those goat farmers that have been
   evading them in caves for years would want to all pool their
    money just to buy one of these and finally get those rascals..
     the 4 options are: vaporize them, cook them, poisen them, or
      instacryofreeze them. Without fallout of any sort or
      contamination. I will be giving a demonstration of these
       4 devices (miniture scale) april 15th on one of my 3
       properties in ashland, or (properly missowned of course),
        anyone from darpa, dod, dla, or u.s. army is welcome to
         watch, providing they aren't cia affiliated in any way, cia is
          not welcome, foriegn military and science folk will have to
           preclear themselves with me. 4 small mice will be sacrificed,
            and 2 small mice perfectly preserved. Whereas I have
             much difficulty bring myself to sacrifice even a 
fieldmouse,
              the 4 sacrificial mice have been preselected by me 
personally
               and are very easy for me to get rid of, if you ever 
handled
                mice, I could put one of these 4 in your hand and you 
would
                 quickly not mind losing them either.. you will need to
                  purchase a ticket from me to see the show, in advance, 
but
                   by donation, no fixed price.. try not to be too 
insulting.
                    Refreshments will be served, booze upon request. 
RSVP.
 Dr. Hunter Reon Barnes, PhD, DS
 Magizian.net