Which of the ineligable soviet canidates do you plan to vote for in this next upcoming U.S. presidential election?

The house I was born in was a very nice but not large two story house with marble floors except for the brown carpeted bedroom, the upstairs consisted of a bedroom across from a bathroom with a bathtub I was almost intentionally drown in, the staircase was two part, L shape against a wall opening up to the middle of a marble floor facing the front door, I didn't get to see much of or the rest of this house, my first stroller I was placed in before I could stand, was blue, cheap, with the double wheels on back with a parking break one the right wheel the man who placed me face down under water in a bathtub for about twenty seconds bought, before placing me the stroller at the bottom of the steps after dressing me, right before he pushed my recently post labored mother down the top part of the flight of steps killing her, which was the last I would see of that house.
The man whom I called dad, was that very stinky 6'4" soviet, thirty-four years of age, would be seventy-four today.
The soviet calling herself my mom didn't appear until 1981, right before jennifer slept here went off the air and some months before fraggle rock came out on HBO, bay area, TV20 did a 3D king kong show that year, they spent most of that year making lots of phone calls and recording them with an audio tape recorder w/ suction cup mic adapter, I would learn to read that year, soon thereafter, they moved to a much bigger house they couldn't afford because she was a whore,  (1313 Lesalle rd.) in Hillsboro, Ca, things began getting much worse from then on.

I would be given one week of preschool, two weeks of kindergarden, then start the first grade before I turned four and was reading collage level and through with comprehension every book they had, also I met the 6'3" old man soviet doctor that delivered me who wore glasses and was 72 at the time but 68 during my time of delivery and would be nearing his 113th birthday soon. I wouldn't be seeing the man I called dad who called me 'duck' for another 10 years.. and not since then. The soviet I called mom was exactly as sh't as the man I called dad, eventually I did get free, to hard life as a street kid but better than torture, and eventually the god I am today. ~,
 Hunter Reon Barnes

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