In alt.paranet.ufo chovy <chovy@pm.me> wrote:

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https://briskreader.com/link/d1u1bOPbv9U

If there was a nice story to go along wid it, maybe I would click on
a link.

Lemme tell you how a data scientist works.

Mon: Lady Gaga says an ET impregnated her at a party last week
and she had just delivered a small silver-skinned child. 
Doctor provides affidavit she was not pregnant as recently as 4 wks ago.

Wed: dozens of disk buzz Washington DC for 24 hrs straight.
Seen by 1000s live and covered by specials on all networks.

Sat: A tictac lands on the Whitehouse lawn and a flying
jellyfish emerges to give Pres Biden some kind of gadget.

Data Scientist: "3 UFO sightings this week; below average". 

-- 
What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out,
which is the exact opposite.
-- Bertrand Russell, "Skeptical_Essays", 1928