Extraterrestrial Physics & The USA
Subject: Extraterrestrial Physics & The USA
From: Amused
Date: 19/01/2038, 03:14
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.paranet.abduct

On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:25:54 -0700 (PDT), "Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers
A.S.A." <science@zzz.com> wrote:

The UFO's are absolutely real!!!

 Da.  You should tell everyone that the extraterrestrial saucer at
Groom Lake  S4 is now a pile of scrap metal because the Pentagon destroyed
 the on board computer and now has no clue how the saucer operates. In fact
the NSA/CIA/Pentagon are too busy trying to figure out how to fly with
their toilet paper, er currency, while it is stuck up their behinds.
You not only don't have a clue about extraterrestrial physics, you
also don't know how to wipe yourself after going to the toilet.
That probably explains the smell coming from the west.

Have a very nice day in the insane asylum, nazi boys

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History repeats itself first as tragedy second as farce.

-Karl Marx