that what is known in cosmology as Big Bang was in fact birth of Satan who is
17 bilions years old now,

before him was born Sedan, that one who created all dark matter in universe
he is 80 bilions years old. human soul is made up of dark matter and every
homo sapiens sapiens has soul as big as entire solar system.

in fact Earth is only planet in universe where Satan is considered to
be evil and Sedan to be good.

all thoose aliens with gray skin and big dark eyes are Sedan servants
and are in fact angels who visit Earth from time to time jumping out
of the nearest black hole.