G.T. Tyson wrote:
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Project Not Found

The URL you supplied is not that of a BOINC-based project.
Please check the URL and try again.

It's doing this on *every* URL I try to attach it to.

Somebody PLEASE tell me what's going on here.

Sounds like you're trying this on Windows ;-(

Can you double check the steps through here please:
http://boinc-doc.net/boinc-wiki/index.php?title=Installing_the_BOINC_Client_Software_And_Participating_In_A_BOINC_Powered_Project

Note: Updating your password in your account settings at the s@h site is a good idea to make sure that things are set up as you expect.

Also note that the Windows "firewall" or 3rd party "Internet Security" can cause much confusion! Make sure that Boinc AND the s@h client both have internet access..


Sorry, we need more detailed info to be able to give any better guesses.

Good luck,

Happy crunching,
Martin


See:
http://boinc-doc.net/boinc-wiki
for all you might want to know about Boinc and s@h and other Boinc projects!