First Contact has been made.
Subject: First Contact has been made.
From: healyd@classicnet.net
Date: 06/07/2006, 00:50
Newsgroups: alt.sci.seti

One of the most ponderous and monumental events in the human race has
transpired.  I am delighted that First Contact has been made with the
malawk's, and an advanced space faring race.  The malawk's are
doing their first major human contact in the last two thousand years.

The malawk's are open to communication with the world.  This race has
had extensive contact with the humans and has been visiting Earth for
the last fifty thousand years.  As a result, they have very much aware
of the current situation so there would be no need to make any formal
introduction.  The malawk's can be contacted at coordinates: RA:
21h16'06.40"   DE:-15°08'22.0" and on the following frequencies.
6.423 Ghz., 4.423 Ghz. and 8.423 Ghz.

The malawk's are a Jewish nation.  They speak a very peculiar dialect
of Hebrew.  They are here to do business with Israel.   They will be
donating several samples of their military technology to Israel in the
coming days.