Crop circles are an attempt to communicate. You fail to understand our 
reasoning. We have tried radio and television broadcasts by taking over 
transmitters from time to time and broadcasts on shortwave from space but 
you take no notice so we are trying to be subtle with these signs that you 
would find difficult to make yourselfs. The message is not in the pattern 
but in its complexity and mode of construction. No space ship has to land it 
done by remote force field from a distant craft.

By the way I saw the crop circle in Wiltshire as I was driving by. I cannot 
recall where I was going, I think I was going from London to Brighton down 
the M23 but this was definitely wiltshire so I don't know how I got there.
In fact my itinery took me no where near there so I must have teleported 
there with my family so we would all see.

I recall I arrived at Brighton on time.

We've been trying to contact you for thousands of years but we have to wait 
until your culture catches up. You must give up this religious way you have. 
The problem we have with you is not your intelligence but your primitive 
culture we know because children we bring up successfully adapt and can 
totally understand our civilisation.

My own view is that you have the intellectual capacity to create technology 
like ours but your various religious practises hold you back. I suggest you 
start by putting priests of all religious in prison for lying, false 
promises and practising false medicine and taking money under false 
pretences.

Your culture seems to us like madness. We do not understand it at all. You 
are just primitive that is all. It is very frustrating to find people who 
can talk and have the right words but do not understand the combinations we 
use. We have knowlege beyond yours.

In our society there are those that say that human beings are incapable of 
our technology and philosophy. They say that your brains are not up to it. 
Our brains are ten times the size of yours and it shows. Mind you we debate 
whether biological brains are as good as our electronic replacements but 
those who have them never look back.

The fact is that some human brains are ten times the size of the average 
man's and ten times as good. One such person was Newton and indeed President 
Bush looks like he has one too as do the Kennedy family. I do not know the 
size of Einstien's Brain but I did read that it was average in size.

The trend in human evolution is for bigger brains and I think you will soon 
catch up.

The other problem you have is a degree of randomness in your brains that 
means the possesor has no intellect. However further studies showed that we 
had a biassed sample and most humans have a well organised closely 
structured brain that is capable of higher intellectual functions.

However your lifestyle does not foster intelligence at least until recently 
when things changed with the various intellectual gadgets that were spawed 
by the computer and now intelligence if favoured by the human selection 
process. I recall in the days of the farm labourer stupidity was an asset 
and men were beaten round the head to make them good labourers. Hopefully 
those days are past and men will push their native intelligence to its 
limits.

By the way I have never come across a race in intelligent creatures that 
brain damage there own species as a branch of medicine in order to make them 
stupid. Even tribes that have slaves want intelligent slaves not drunken 
ignoramouses.

With high technology the need for industrial slaves dissapears but some 
people will always want sex slaves. With the end of industrial slavery and 
the dulling effect it has men shall go on to higher things.

However as I said many other members of my species do not believe human 
beings to be intelligent enough to reach our standard and can only become 
members of our civilisation as pets we can talk to. I say this is impossible 
because men can overcome and be up to us and we should not be complacent. We 
must, I say in my speeches to the council, respect humans are potential 
equals and thus at least as dangerous as we are, and we must watch our step 
when dealing with humans.

So we take precautions and induce amnesia in our contactees sometimes. 
Usually we don't so they are ridiculed and subjected to psychiatric 
treatment on their return to their families and friends back in the human 
fold. The effect is the same as amnesia protects the contactee from further 
punishment.

Some religiouns are worse than others and I have found the Christians the 
most pernicious. They do not like to hear the truth that Jesus their 
religious idol was in fact an alien trying to make contact and inviting men 
to join the galactic federation. His miracles were his technology as was his 
resurection and he returned home to his star gamma draconis.

The invitation to join our civilisation is still open and will be until your 
star executes a stellar nova to form a planetary nebula and you are wiped of 
the face of the universe with all earthly life.

The story of the Earth's destruction and a new home in the sky as taught by 
the christians is true and is what Jesus taught but it has nothing to do 
with every man's personal death it is about the human race having a place in 
the galactic empire.

But you do have to join. Just dial ET. This is quite easy as our nearest 
base is in Jupiter Orbit. You do have to say the right thing to your 
superiors, we rule the Galaxy.


Chris - Citizen of the Galactic Empire.


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"Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher" 
<sixofnineorhalfdozenoftheother@gmail.com> wrote in message 
news:eafb2cbb-4c44-4cd9-9858-0a103e509c06@f18g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
A fairy ring is a circle of fruiting mushrooms around a central
subterranean mushroom mass. A crop circle is a couple of drunk
farmhands. We have more sophisticated ways of communications than
drawing big words on the ground. And even we do land in spaceships,
there are many much more discrete places to land than in the middle of
somebody's field.


On Aug 28, 4:32 am, "HVAC" <harlowcampb...@gmail.com> wrote:

"Wings Like a Dove" <noahdo...@lightspeed.ca> wrote in 
messagenews:5f0093c4-c7fd-4300-93ff-5b95061f1a95@m7g2000prd.googlegroups.com...

In early times circles found in crops were called fairy rings.

I still call em 'fairy rings'.
Cause only 'fairies' say that aliens make em.

People
thought they were created by nature spirits. It was
dangerous to step into one as people were told they can be taken or
abducted by the little people.

Aye. The leprechauns.... They're a bothersome lot.

One sign of fairy abductions was "missing time."

Another sign was a burning sensation in your butt,
a desire to dress in women's clothes and a yearning
for cock.