"Chris" <ns_cjrs@ns_chrisspages.co.uk> wrote in message 
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Your culture seems to us like madness.

Madness?      THIS   IS   SPARTA!




















We do not understand it at all. You

are just primitive that is all. It is very frustrating to find people who 
can talk and have the right words but do not understand the combinations 
we use. We have knowlege beyond yours.

In our society there are those that say that human beings are incapable of 
our technology and philosophy. They say that your brains are not up to it. 
Our brains are ten times the size of yours and it shows. Mind you we 
debate whether biological brains are as good as our electronic 
replacements but those who have them never look back.

The fact is that some human brains are ten times the size of the average 
man's and ten times as good. One such person was Newton and indeed 
President Bush looks like he has one too as do the Kennedy family. I do 
not know the size of Einstien's Brain but I did read that it was average 
in size.

The trend in human evolution is for bigger brains and I think you will 
soon catch up.

The other problem you have is a degree of randomness in your brains that 
means the possesor has no intellect. However further studies showed that 
we had a biassed sample and most humans have a well organised closely 
structured brain that is capable of higher intellectual functions.

However your lifestyle does not foster intelligence at least until 
recently when things changed with the various intellectual gadgets that 
were spawed by the computer and now intelligence if favoured by the human 
selection process. I recall in the days of the farm labourer stupidity was 
an asset and men were beaten round the head to make them good labourers. 
Hopefully those days are past and men will push their native intelligence 
to its limits.

By the way I have never come across a race in intelligent creatures that 
brain damage there own species as a branch of medicine in order to make 
them stupid. Even tribes that have slaves want intelligent slaves not 
drunken ignoramouses.

With high technology the need for industrial slaves dissapears but some 
people will always want sex slaves. With the end of industrial slavery and 
the dulling effect it has men shall go on to higher things.

However as I said many other members of my species do not believe human 
beings to be intelligent enough to reach our standard and can only become 
members of our civilisation as pets we can talk to. I say this is 
impossible because men can overcome and be up to us and we should not be 
complacent. We must, I say in my speeches to the council, respect humans 
are potential equals and thus at least as dangerous as we are, and we must 
watch our step when dealing with humans.

So we take precautions and induce amnesia in our contactees sometimes. 
Usually we don't so they are ridiculed and subjected to psychiatric 
treatment on their return to their families and friends back in the human 
fold. The effect is the same as amnesia protects the contactee from 
further punishment.

Some religiouns are worse than others and I have found the Christians the 
most pernicious. They do not like to hear the truth that Jesus their 
religious idol was in fact an alien trying to make contact and inviting 
men to join the galactic federation. His miracles were his technology as 
was his resurection and he returned home to his star gamma draconis.

The invitation to join our civilisation is still open and will be until 
your star executes a stellar nova to form a planetary nebula and you are 
wiped of the face of the universe with all earthly life.

The story of the Earth's destruction and a new home in the sky as taught 
by the christians is true and is what Jesus taught but it has nothing to 
do with every man's personal death it is about the human race having a 
place in the galactic empire.

But you do have to join. Just dial ET. This is quite easy as our nearest 
base is in Jupiter Orbit. You do have to say the right thing to your 
superiors, we rule the Galaxy.


Chris - Citizen of the Galactic Empire.


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"Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher" 
<sixofnineorhalfdozenoftheother@gmail.com> wrote in message 
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A fairy ring is a circle of fruiting mushrooms around a central
subterranean mushroom mass. A crop circle is a couple of drunk
farmhands. We have more sophisticated ways of communications than
drawing big words on the ground. And even we do land in spaceships,
there are many much more discrete places to land than in the middle of
somebody's field.


On Aug 28, 4:32 am, "HVAC" <harlowcampb...@gmail.com> wrote:

"Wings Like a Dove" <noahdo...@lightspeed.ca> wrote in 
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In early times circles found in crops were called fairy rings.

I still call em 'fairy rings'.
Cause only 'fairies' say that aliens make em.

People
thought they were created by nature spirits. It was
dangerous to step into one as people were told they can be taken or
abducted by the little people.

Aye. The leprechauns.... They're a bothersome lot.

One sign of fairy abductions was "missing time."

Another sign was a burning sensation in your butt,
a desire to dress in women's clothes and a yearning
for cock.