Subject: Re: SETI and The Fermi Paradox
From: "Chris" <ns_cjrs@ns_chrisspages.co.uk>
Date: 07/10/2009, 11:12
Newsgroups: sci.astro.amateur,alt.sci.seti,alt.astronomy

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-- Chris. Remove ns_ to reply "BradGuth" <bradguth@gmail.com> wrote in message news:0789ad39-ad3a-4ec6-8992-ddaf4bfcd004@a21g2000yqc.googlegroups.com... On Sep 29, 2:22 pm, Double-A <double...@hush.com> wrote:
On Sep 16, 1:48 pm, "Chris" <ns_cjrs@ns_chrisspages.co.uk> wrote:



Having met and conversed with several different alien species, I know 
life
in common in the Universe and intelligent life the most frequent type. 
They
think like us and some are altruistic like many human beings. And they
respect intellient life like us as we do. So most of you talk nonsense 
out
of ignorance of alien contact. They look different and have diferent 
skins
and number of limbs and have a different size and shaped brain but they 
are
like us really. For some aliens our mental ability is less that theirs 
by as
much as we are better than cats.

Earth like planets are common.

My whole family have brains ten times the normal size my doctor told me 
(she
cut some out of mum and made her an idiot). So we know what it like to 
be
alien. We are far to altruistic for our own good and fail because we
consider others too much and far less than others consider us. For 
example
if I sell something I try to give the vendor a good deal and so do my 
self
down- that is no good! We think we are human most of the time.

My brain was put in by my alien creator who then put himself in my brain 
so
I made myself. My cousins, brother and sister were given these big 
brains to
keep me company. My mother's brain was similarly upgraded. We are simple 
as
far as human relationships are concerned.

And we usually lose. Mainly because we care about our competitors.

And I will die soon and return to my star ship where I am already. My 
body
is fading away as my father said it would when I had lived here nineteen
years and thought I knew everything and now I realise I still know 
nothing.

Thou shalt not.... kill..... steal... covet.... lie.....

Stars come and stars go and we are still here surveying the galaxy in 
out
star ship out in space. We search for life intelligent for a 
conversation oh
so polite so they hit me with a steel bar for they did not understand 
what I
said. Chop Ya Brain Out! Chop! That will make you normal!

Chop.

--
Chris.

alt.astronomy is the only group on Usenet where actual aliens stlop by
to make contact and chat!

Double-A

Are they having any fun yet?

 ~ BG