| Subject: Re: SETI and The Fermi Paradox |
| From: "Chris" <ns_cjrs@ns_chrisspages.co.uk> |
| Date: 07/10/2009, 21:50 |
| Newsgroups: sci.astro.amateur,alt.sci.seti,alt.astronomy |
We originate from a small planet orbiting a small star in the Galaxy M31. We
have been transformed into androids to survive intergalactic travel. My job
is to catalogue intelligent life in my sector of the Milky Way galaxy, to
make contact and invite them to join our civilisation.
The ultimate aim is to replace this random universe with an organised,
planned, artificial one, star by star, galaxy by galaxy, until we have a
stable well behaved eternal universe for all of us to live our almost
eternal lives in.
The first stage is cataloguing and making contact.
Most planets have life and most have intelligent life. However not all
living beings are suitable for inclusion in the new universe except as
specimens in a zoo.
Usually when we make contact the natives are friendly and greet us and
willingly join in and we can plan together, however here on planet earth
things are different.
You are exceedingly belligerent. The surviving western civilisation is hell
to us with its main object of making money and a tyranny of insane religions
designed to hide yourselves from your own death. And the subject of ET has
become a money making show with religious overtones again to hide death from
your minds.
Your brains have not developed enough to generate a true civilisation. You
are still very much the ape-man.
Among our leaders, I am the only one left who regard you as suitable to
enter our civilisation and what I say is being discounted by the majority
now and you will loose your chance to join our civilisation.
We were responsible for the NAZI movement and we preferred the communists to
the horrible hell of the west.
If you want to join us you will have to become more like us. We do not
regard the west as civilised yet. The west is a mess.
In my opinion Dr Salla's intention was to make money out of the folk law of
ET. To us his organisation is an unsuitable vehicle for contact.
The Raelians are also a money making organisation with sexual overtones and
so is also unsuitable.
Similarly with the Scientologists which started as a non profit making ET
contact society but is now a crazy religion with an object of immortality
and money making and is again unsuitable.
You see, Jesus Christ was an alien visitor who tried to make contact and set
down a seed or a civilisation but you murdered him and hijacked his
organisation into just another "we will make you immortal show" with sexual
overtones with its main object of making money. The Catholics have created
hell modelled on the way of life of Caiaphas and his horrible lot with a
similar philosophy.
There have been other attempts at contact throughout human history with
similar results. Humans are in the main sick with the dread of death with
poverty and starvation stalking them throughout there terrible and
tragically short lives.
Hitler started with some good ideas that were the result of alien contact.
He was butchered by the British religious establishment and his organisation
smashed. He gassed the Jews because they stood in his way and because they
were mad with an insane religion. He would have executed Christians too
because they were madder.
Other religions would have gone the same way because they are all nutty.
I do not agree with this philosophy and I have found that religious
philosophy can change: it is no longer heresy to talk of aliens.
By the way my mother (97) told me when she was 95 that she spent 1938 on the
Moon with Hitler (he had bases there in 1927) and 1939 on Mars (he had bases
there in 1930) where she had me. That means that I'm a citizen of the German
socialist republic of Mars. I'm a Martian! She now denies it all because of
attacks by the church.
My electronic brain was implanted inside my head in order to turn me into a
cyborg when I was very young. At one time I had all my alien knowledge and
skills and I tried to pass it on. But the silly religious leadership of
Britain thought I was possessed and violently assaulted me with brain damage
facial disfigurement and indoctrination and brain washing. After I retired
this was all fixed but I was almost immediately assaulted again and put back
to keep me quiet.
More recently still, I was committed to a shrink house and brain damaged
again and given injections and pills to make me stupid.
I have to see the shrink again tomorrow and I may be put inside again. Such
is the belligerence of the human race and their religious leaders.
You have created hell on earth and this present recession is a symptom of
the sickness of humanity.
If you joined our civilisation and followed our advice on bringing up
children the sick and evil capitalist west would disappear within a
generation and your human civilisation would become peaceful, stable and
wealthy.
I spent some of my youth in Soviet Russia - it was so much better there. You
could do what you wanted to do rather than trained to make money and spend
it on junk. For example: in the Soviet Union, if you wanted music you would
go to a (free) concert in a hall in your village and not listen to perfect
sound on a shiny bit of metal in the isolation and loneliness of your home.
You would meet all your neighbours there and have a meal in the free lunch
hall and have a chat. Similarly people did not have hobbies where all our
hard earned cash is wasted but we went to clubs and did things with others.
And in the Soviet Union your job was your life: that and your wife and your
children.
We are like that, there is no money and we are not given any salary but we
are free to choose, we do not have slaves or paid servants nor do we have
jobs for money. We all work for our civilisation and our commander. Since we
have an annual mating ceremony and lay eggs that are brought up in
hatcheries we do not have nuclear families we are one huge family. We do not
expect you to do that.
Chris (First Lord of Andromeda)
(London)