<
CAMBRIDGE, Mass (Rueters) --
A team of astrophysicists from five
Ivy League universities has confirmed
that Aurora Borealis was responsible
for your lousy TV reception Sunday
night.
All networks and cable channels
were affected but CNN and Fox News
were worse off because they apparently
blew a fuse.
"I was waiting all gall-darned week
to see Larry King's exclusive interview
with Ed Conrad on CNN but all I got
was some stupid re-broadcast," said
one.
"I've put Aurora Borelis on my shout
list," added another. "The damn sky
thing -- Northern Lights -- is getting smarter
all the time. Next it'll probably cause the
price of tomatoes to skyrocket."
Leaders of the Tea Party naturally
bamed it Obama.
"He just can't seem to do anything
right," said Sarah Failin', who looks
forward to again pardon turkeys on
Thanksgiving .
<
=======================
<
< EARLIER STORY
<
An estimated 27.5 million TV viewers in the U.S. undoubtedly were
cheated and, naturally, very disappointed Sunday night when Aurora
Borealis prevented CNN from telecasting Larry King exclusive interview
with Ed Conrad.
<
http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/30/aurora-borealis_428.jpg
<
Instead, CNN had to fill the hour with something, so it re-broadcast
The King's rather boring interview with some female TV talk show
host.
<
This was the third attempt by Larry King to interview Ed Conrad live
-- the first two having been adversely affected by satellite problems
or possibly interference by extraterrestrials.
<
Meanwhile, many evolutionists and creationists share the opinion that
perhaps God Almighty doesn't want the Ed Conrad interview to reach the
pubic.
FYI, auroras are the result of the emissions of photons in the earth's
upper atmosphere from ionized nitrogen atoms regaining an electron,
then oxygen and nitrogen atoms returning from an excited state (as
Tiger Woods had been with each of his 15 mistresses). The auroras are
ionized or excited by the collision of solar wind particles being
funneled down and accelerated along the Earth's magnetic field lines
with energy lost by the emission of a photon of light or by colliding
with another atom or molecule.
<
(Enough of that technical bullshit.)
<
==========================
<
< GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
<
(Comments Protected by CNN Copyright)
<
LARRY: Ed, you're the first person without a brain that I've ever
interviewed, except for George Walker Bush. How does it feel?
<
ED: Great! I'll never be convicted of murder because, without a
brain, I'm legally insane. I can also get away with shoplifting at
Wal-Mart.
<.
LARRY: Ed, I understand that the bigwigs of the Scientific
Establishment refused to accept the donation of your brain for
scientific research or to put on permanent display at the Smithsonian.
Any comment?
<
ED: See, Larry, there are a lot of longtime employees at the
Smithsonian who are either brain-dead of brainless, and I suppose
Secretary Wayne Clough didn't want to make any of them jealous.
<
LARRY: I understand, because you were quite depressed by their
rejection, you then became the very first person to auction off his
brain on eBay.
<
ED: That's true, Larry. Actually, I did it because I love money -- and
the more the merrier. However, I didn't realize that it would turn me
into a Brussels Sprout and a few other veggies. But at least I'm
delighted that I'll die with a nice healthy bank account.
<
LARRY: Ed, why do you continually post a long list of news agencies
and newspapers taking up precious computer resources and making our
great nation more susceptible to overthrow by ferin powers?
<
ED: Because I'm a freakin' jerk.
<
LARRY: I'm very curious, Ed. How has the Scientific Establishment
reacted to your mind-boggling discoveries that proves evolution is a
monumental conspiracy against mankind?
<
ED: Scorn and ridicule, Larry. But it wasn't the least bit surprising
that I also was greeted with deceit, deception, collusion and
conspiracy -- as well as tampering with physical evidence, in some
cases. Actually, the pseudoscientists want no part of the incredible
discoveries that destroy their Theory of Evolution, which is why many
"bigwigs" in physical anthropology -- like Richard Dawkins, David
Iain
Greig (moderator of talk.origins) and Paul (PZ) Myers -- are now
hiding their head in shame.
<
LARRY: I'd believe that only if I saw it for myself.
<
ED: Read and weep, Larry (handing The King an 8x10-inch color photo
which is then held up for the viewers).
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
<
(A member of the camera crew can be heard gasping in the background.)
<
ED: Davy Greig is the longtime moderator of talk.origins, Larry, and
he has totally disregarded the newsgroup's charter that allows
everyone to post articles be they pro-Evolution or pro-Creation. In
fact, he blackballed me from posting there years ago because I
generated incredible heat in his atheistic kitchen. But every now and
then I slip a high, inside fastball past the talk.origins robot.
<
========================
COMMERCIAL BREAK -- Viagra)
========================
<
LARRY: Ed, is it true that you're quite a poet?
<
ED: If I were humble, Larry, I would say No. But being honest,
indeed I am. In fact, I just happen to have two of my poems with me.
<
(Larry's guest reaches down beside his chair and then holds up a two-
foot-by-three-foot poster and has the cameraman take a closeup.)
<
BALLS OF FIRE
Ed's dead, you said!
I hope it's true!
It's time for celebration.
He's squeezed our balls
'Til black and blue
And I've run out of medication.
<
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/The_scrotum071007.jpg
<
(A gorgeous blonde audio technician can be heard puking her guts
out.)
<
LARRY: You've convinced me, Ed. Now how about reading your other poem
for our viewers. They now know you're the reincarnation of Ogden
Nash.
<
COPS AND ROBBERS
The pseudos, their interests so vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested
<
LARRY: Ed, please be honest. Do you have anyone in your corner after
nearly three decades?
<
ED: Who gives a sh*t. Larry. I'm right and the evolutionists, atheists
and Manchurian Candidate college grads are dead wrong with their
belief in evolution. Someday they'll be sorry! Only then will they
know the pain of having a red pitchfork protruding from their ass.
<
Ed then shows Larry King numerous photographs of petrified bones and
soft organs -- SOME HUMAN -- that he found between coal veins.
<
====================
<
PETRIFIED HUMAN REMAINS INSIDE COAL
SEAMS MEANS EVOLUTION PURE CRAP
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladdery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
<
==================================
<<
LARRY: Holy Shit, Ed, where did you find those mind-boggling fossils?
<
ED: Please keep this confidential, Larry, but here's a map showing
spectacular cross-section of coal veins beneath Mahanoy City, Pa.,
where I found them.
<
As you may or may not know, the most golden rule of geology is that
coal was formed minimum of 280 million years ago, meaning that man, in
almost our present form, had inhabited the earth eons before Charles
Darwin and his Pied Piper evolutionists claim we evolved from
cockroaches.
<
The century-old mining map confirms beyond all reasonable doubt that
an asteroid, meteor or comet had struck the earth and offers the
undeniable physical evidence of a catastrophe that boggles the mind.
<
< THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
< "Oh, the Humanity"
<
http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383101&p=61
< (Click on the map to enlarge it)
<
=============================
<
LARRY: Ed, you're definitely not an idiot as the Pseudoscientists say.
You're a freakin' genius like Copernicus, Galileo and Immanuel
Velikovsky.
<
ED: I agree!
<
LARRY: By the way, are there any other monumental conspiracies that
you have destroyed?
<
ED: I'm glad you mentioned it, Larry. Fortunately, I happened to bring
these URLs with me.
<
==================
<
YOU DON'T NEED EYEBALLS TO IDENTIFY THE "REAL" 911 TERRORISTS
<
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.slack/msg/4e8ed6db1f2c5a54
<
http://www.travisredding.com/bush-911-jetfuel-wtc-laff.jpg
<
EXPLOSIVES FOUND IN WTC DUST
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=Niels+Harrit&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#
<
http://cipshare.com/NielsHarrit_org/
<
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.motorcycles/msg/cb03ecfc7a089d1e
<
http://www.911foreknowledge.com/bravenewworld.htm
http://www.thewebfairy.com/911/911/staged.htm
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3719259008768610598#
<
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=911+CONSPIRACY&hl=en&emb=0#q=91
<
ONLY A MORON WOULDN'T KNOW THERE'S
A CONSPIRACY "NOT" TO CURE CANCER
<
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med/msg/0d4a351c0259ea99
<
http://www.greatplacesinc.com/Blog/EntryDisplay.aspx?EntryID=105
<
http://www.greatplacesinc.com/Blog/EntryDisplay.aspx?EntryID=673
<
EXTRATERRESTRIALS SCARED SHOUTLESS OF EARTHERS
<
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.education/msg/ab1c23098ef2f8a5
<
UPDATED LIST OF PERSONS WHO SHOULD "NOT" HAVE BEEN BORN
<
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/msg/00a29ae108c90ee5
<
<
An estimated 27.5 million TV viewers in the U.S. undoubtedly
were cheated and, naturally, very disappointed Sunday night
when Aurora Borealis prevented CNN from telecasting Larry
King exclusive interview with Ed Conrad.
<
http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/30/aurora-borealis_428.jpg
<
Instead, CNN had to fill the hour with something, so it rebroadcast
The King's rather boring interview with some female talk show host.
<
This was the third attempt by Larry King to interview Ed Conrad live
-- the first two having been adversely affected by satellite problems
or possibly interference by extraterrestrials.
<
Meanwhile, many evolutionists and creationists share the opinion that
it appears that God Almighty doesn't want the Ed Conrad interview
to reach the pubic.
FYI, auroras are the result of the emissions of photons in the
earth's
upper atmosphere from ionized nitrogen atoms regaining an electron,
then oxygen and nitrogen atoms returning from an excited state (as
Tiger Woods had been with each of his 15 mistresses). The auroras
are ionized or excited by the collision of solar wind particles
being
funneled down and accelerated along the Earth's magnetic field lines
with energy lost by the emission of a photon of light or by
colliding
with another atom or molecule.
<
(Enough of that technical bullshit.)
<
==========================
<
< GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
<
(Comments Protected by CNN Copyright)
<
LARRY: Ed, you're the first person without a brain that I've ever
interviewed, except for George Walker Bush. How does it feel?
<
ED: Great! I'll never be convicted of murder because, without a
brain,
I'm legally insane. I can also get away with shoplifting at Wal-
Mart.
<.
LARRY: Ed, I understand that the bigwigs of the Scientific
Establishment refused to accept the donation of your brain for
scientific research or to put on permanent display at the
Smithsonian.
Any comment?
<
ED: See, Larry, there are a lot of longtime employees at the
Smithsonian who are either brain-dead of brainless, and I suppose
Secretary Wayne Clough didn't want to make any of them jealous.
<
LARRY: I understand, because you were quite depressed by their
rejection, you then became the very first person to auction off his
brain on eBay.
<
ED: That's true, Larry. Actually, I did it because II love money --
and the more the merrier. However, I didn't realize that it would
turn
me into a Brussels Sprout and a few other veggies. But at least I'm
delighted that I'd die with a nice healthy bank account.
<
LARRY: Ed, why do you continually post a long list of news agencies
and newspapers taking up precious computer resources and making our
great nation more susceptible to overthrow by ferin powers?
<
ED: Because I'm a freakin' jerk.
<
LARRY: I'm very curious, Ed. How has the Scientific Establishment
reacted to your mind-boggling discoveries that proves evolution is a
monumental conspiracy against mankind?
<
ED: Scorn and ridicule, Larry. But it wasn't the least bit surprising
that I also was greeted with deceit, deception, collusion and
conspiracy -- as well as tampering with physical evidence, in some
cases. Actually, the pseudoscientists want no part of the incredible
discoveries that destroy their Theory of Evolution, which is why many
"bigwigs" in physical anthropology -- like Richard Dawkins, David
Iain
Greig (moderator of talk.origins) and Paul (PZ) Myers -- are hiding
their head in shame.
<
LARRY: I'd believe that only if I saw it for myself.
<
ED: Read and weep, Larry (handing The King an 8x10-inch color photo
which is then held up for the viewers).
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
<
(A member of the camera crew can be heard gasping in the background.)
<
ED: Davy Greig is the longtime moderator of talk.origins, Larry,and
he
has totally disregarded the newsgroup's charter that allows everyone
to
post articles be they pro-Evolution or pro-Creation. In fact, he
blackballed me from posting there years ago because I generated
incredible heat in his atheistic kitchen. But every now and then I
slip a high, fastball past the talk.origins robot.
<
========================
COMMERCIAL BREAK -- Viagra)
========================
<
LARRY: Ed, is it true that you're quite a poet?
<
ED: If I were humble, Larry, I would say No. But being honest,
indeed I am. In fact, I just happen to have two of my poems with me.
<
(Larry's guest reaches down beside his chair and then holds up a two-
foot-by-three-foot poster and has the cameraman take a closeup.)
<
BALLS OF FIRE
Ed's dead, you said!
I hope it's true!
It's time for celebration.
He's squeezed our balls
'Til black and blue
And I've run out of medication.
<
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/The_scrotum071007.jpg
<
(A gorgeous blonde audio technician can be heard puking her guts
out.)
<
LARRY: You've convinced me, Ed. Now how about reading your other poem
for our viewers. They now know you're the reincarnation of Ogden
Nash.
<
COPS AND ROBBERS
The pseudos, their interests so vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested
<
LARRY: Ed, please be honest. Do you have anyone in your corner after
nearly three decades?
<
ED: Who gives a sh*t. Larry. I'm right and the evolutionists, atheists
and Manchurian Candidate college graduates are dead wrong with their
belief in evolution. Someday they'll be sorry . . . when they having a
bright-red pitchfork protruding from their ass.
<
Ed then shows Larry King numerous photographs of petrified bones and
soft organs -- SOME HUMAN -- that he found between coal veins.
<
====================
<
PETRIFIED HUMAN REMAINS INSIDE COAL
SEAMS MEANS EVOLUTION PURE CRAP
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladdery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
<
==================================
<<
LARRY: Holy Shit, Ed! Where did you find all thesee mind-boggling
fossils?
<
ED: Please keep this confidential, Larry, but here's a map showing
spectacular cross-section of coal veins beneath Mahanoy City, Pa.,
where I found them.
<
As you may or may not know, the most golden rule of geology is that
coal was formed minimum of 280 million years ago, meaning that man, in
almost our present form, had inhabited the earth eons before Charles
Darwin and his Pied Piper evolutionists claim we evolved from
cockroaches.
<
The century-old mining map confirms beyond all reasonable doubt that
an asteroid, meteor or comet had struck the earth and offers the
undeniable physical evidence of a catastrophe that boggles the mind.
<
< THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
< "Oh, the Humanity"
<
http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383101&p=61
< (Click on the map to enlarge it)
<
=============================
<
LARRY: Ed, you're definitely not an idiot as the Pseudoscientists say.
You're a freakin' genius like Copernicus, Galileo and Immanuel
Velikovsky.
<
ED: I agree!
<
LARRY: By the way, are there any other monumental conspiracies that
you have destroyed?
<
ED: I'm glad you mentioned it, Larry. Fortunately, I happened to bring
these URLs with me.
<
==================
<
YOU DON'T NEED EYEBALLS TO IDENTIFY THE "REAL" 911 TERRORISTS
<
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.slack/msg/4e8ed6db1f2c5a54
<
http://www.travisredding.com/bush-911-jetfuel-wtc-laff.jpg
<
EXPLOSIVES FOUND IN WTC DUST
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=Niels+Harrit&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#
<
http://cipshare.com/NielsHarrit_org/
<
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.motorcycles/msg/cb03ecfc7a089d1e
<
http://www.911foreknowledge.com/bravenewworld.htm
http://www.thewebfairy.com/911/911/staged.htm
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3719259008768610598#
<
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=911+CONSPIRACY&hl=en&emb=0#q=91
<
ONLY A MORON WOULDN'T KNOW THERE'S
A CONSPIRACY "NOT" TO CURE CANCER
<
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med/msg/0d4a351c0259ea99
<
EXTRATERRESTRIALS SCARED SHOUTLESS OF EARTHERS
<
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.education/msg/ab1c23098ef2f8a5
<
UPDATED LIST OF PERSONS WHO SHOULD "NOT" HAVE BEEN BORN
<
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/msg/00a29ae108c90ee5
<
FOUND -- THE CAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING
<
http://groups.google.com/group/talk.origins/msg/c6fdfcf44f5207df
<
====================
<
OTHER MONUMENTAL CONSPIRACIES THAT
HAVE BEEN DESTROYED BY ED CONRAD
<
MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
<
DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg
http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath
<
JFK ASSASSINATION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6Svx-3FQBs
<
CORRUPT GOSPELS
http://www.avilabooks.com/Jmmanuel.htm
http://www.tjresearch.info/
<
EXISTENCE OF EXTRATERRESTRIALS
http://www.billymeier.com/
<
THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_GzwzaJuwY
<
========================
<
All submissions are welcome. Those posted
by morons or idiots will be printed, then used
as toilet paper by corrupt politicians, atheists
and evolutionists with severe cases of diarrhea.
<
===================
<
Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com
<
Most recent FBI File Photo of The Ignorant Prick
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
<
================================
<
Nick Wool wrote to rec.gambling.poker:
<
If I wanted to read fundamentalist crap, or fellow fundamentalists
jerking each other off, I'd have logged on to alt.morons. What the
fuck has this to do with poker? Go and sprout your crap somewhere
else.
<
=====================
<
Sirius Howard wrote to sci.astro.amateur,
alt.gossip.celebrities, nyc.general and alt.california
<
Now you're just posting a list of all the countries of the world, Ed
Conrad. You just can't do anything original, can you? There weren't
any satellite problems, it was all in your head!
<
=====================
<
donstockba...@hotmail.com wrote to sci.physics, > sci.med and sci.astro
<
"Oh, Ed, I've never made it with a man who has the intellectual
prowess to post endless lists of universities on Usenet."
<
"Darlene, yes, it's a rare man who learns to use the copy machine to
create a template containing hundreds of university names and then
post it to Usenet in order to crash the System and allow America to be
overrun by Communists"
<
"Ed?
<
"Yes, my darling Darlene?"
<
"Does posting hundreds of names of universities over and over and over
cause a man to have a 2- inch pink and purple polka-dotted penis?"
<
The End
<
=============================
<
LARGEST CITIES OF THE WORLD
(By Population)
1. Tokyo, Japan - 28,025,000
2. Mexico City, Mexico - 18,131,000
3. Mumbai, India - 18,042,000
4. Sáo Paulo, Brazil - 17, 711,000
5. New York City, USA - 16,626,000
6. Shanghai, China - 14,173,000
7. Lagos, Nigeria - 13,488,000
8. Los Angeles, USA - 13,129,000
9. Calcutta, India - 12,900,000
10. Buenos Aires, Argentina - 12,431,000
11. Seóul, South Korea - 12,215,000
12. Beijing, China - 12,033,000
13. Karachi, Pakistan - 11,774,000
14. Delhi, India - 11,680,000
15. Dhaka, Bangladesh - 10,979,000
16. Manila, Philippines - 10,818,000
17. Cairo, Egypt - 10,772,000
18. Õsaka, Japan - 10,609,000
19. Rio de Janeiro, Brazil - 10,556,000
20. Tianjin, China - 10,239,000
21. Jakarta, Indonesia - 9,815,000
22. Paris, France - 9,638,000
23. Istanbul, Turkey - 9,413,000
24. Moscow, Russian Fed. - 9,299,000
25. London, United Kingdom - 7,640,000
26. Lima, Peru - 7,443,000
27. Tehrãn, Iran - 7,380,000
28. Bangkok, Thailand - 7,221,000
29. Chicago, USA - 6,945,000
30. Bogotá, Colombia - 6,834,000
31. Hyderabad, India - 6,833,000
32. Chennai, India - 6,639,000
33. Essen, Germany - 6,559,000
34. Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam - 6,424,519
35. Hangzhou, China - 6,389,000
36. Hong Kong, China - 6,097,000
37. Lahore, Pakistan - 6,030,000
38. Shenyang, China - 5,681,000
39. Changchun, China - 5,566,000
40. Bangalore, India - 5,544,000
41. Harbin, China - 5,475,000
42. Chengdu, China - 5,293,000
43. Santiago, Chile - 5,261,000
44. Guangzhou, China - 5,162,000
45. St. Petersburg, Russian Fed. - 5,132,000
46. Kinshasa, DRC - 5,068,000
47. Baghdãd, Iraq - 4,796,000
48. Jinan, China - 4,789,000
49. Wuhan, China - 4,750,000
50. Toronto, Canada - 4,657,000
51. Yangon, Myanmar (Burma) - 4,458,000
52. Alger, Algeria - 4,447,000
53. Philadelphia, USA - 4,398,000
54. Qingdao, China - 4,376,000
55. Milano, Italy - 4,251,000
56. Pusan, South Korea - 4,239,000
57. Belo Horizonte, Brazil - 4,160,000
58. Almadabad, India - 4,154,000
59. Madrid, Spain - 4,072,000
60. San Francisco, USA - 4,051,000
61. Alexandria, Egypt - 3,995,000
62. Washington DC, USA - 3,927,000
63. Houston, USA - 3,918,000
64. Dallas, USA - 3,912,000
65. Guadalajara, Mexico - 3,908,000
66. Chongging, China - 3,896,000
67. Medellin, Colombia - 3,831,000
68. Detroit, USA - 3,785,000
69. Handan, China - 3,763,000
70. Frankfurt, Germany - 3,700,000
71. Porto Alegre, Brazil - 3,699,000
72. Hanoi, Vietnam - 3,678,000
73. Sydney, Australia - 3,665,000
74. Santo Domingo, Dom. Rep. - 3,601,000
75. Singapore, Singapore - 3,587,000
76. Casablanca, Morocco - 3,535,000
77. Katowice, Poland - 3,488,000
78. Pune, India - 3,485,000
79. Bangdung, Indonesia - 3,420,000
80. Monterrey, Mexico - 3,416,000
81. Montréal, Canada - 3,401,000
82. Nagoya, Japan - 3,377,000
83. Nanjing, China - 3,375,000
84. Abidjan, Côte d'Ivoire - 3,359,000
85. Xi'an, China - 3,352,000
86. Berlin, Germany - 3,337,000
87. Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - 3,328,000
88. Recife, Brazil - 3,307,000
89. Dusseldorf, Germany - 3,251,000
90. Ankara, Turkey - 3,190,000
91. Melbourne, Australia - 3,188,000
92. Salvador, Brazil - 3,180,000
93. Dalian, China - 3,153,000
94. Caracas, Venezuela - 3,153,000
95. Adis Abeba, Ethiopia - 3,112,000
96. Athina, Greece - 3,103,000
97. Cape Town, South Africa - 3,092,000
98. Koln, Germany - 3.067,000
99. Maputo, Mozambique - 3,017,000
100. Napoli, Italy - 3,012,000
