Cheaply cure high blood pressure forever.

Method: Adhere a piece of lead to the back of your wrist watch and
wear the watch for over eight hours a day.

Effect: The disease of high blood pressure will be cured forever in
three months if the patient gets the disease for less than three
years. More serious cases take a bit longer time to cure forever with
the piece of lead. People will be immune from the disease of high
blood pressure if they wear the lead piece before getting the
disease.

Details for the piece of lead: The lead must weigh at least seven
grams. Lead alloy is OK too, but the lead part in the alloy must weigh
over seven grams.

Warning: After cure, people should continue to wear the lead at least
15 days per month.